Fluffy things are my weakness.

A biology undergrad who likes puns, science jokes, and cute animals.

[mymakeshiftwings]

Telling someone they have to say “Merry Christmas” as opposed to “Happy Holidays” or any other winter holiday greeting is like saying they can’t say “Happy Birthday” to their aunt because you don’t celebrate her birthday, but everyone needs to say it on your birthday, even if they don’t know you or know that it’s your birthday.

[mymakeshiftwings]

tfw your friend says he has an A in Cell Biology but he doesn’t realize you’re the grader and you know he’s failed both tests.

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[awwww-cute]

Blep (Source: http://ift.tt/2kkbZfc)

[sciencealert]

Check out this adorable little pipette insect! When you’ve got nothing better to do in the lab. 😂 📷: John L/Pinterest #science #biology #pipette #sciencealert #insect http://ift.tt/2gX8ASg

[currentsinbiology]

Now that’s creative!

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[awwww-cute]

She has Disney eyes! (Source: http://ift.tt/2v7PI5k)

[ofdreamsandomens]

Khaleesi the Mudi

[alithographica]

hey it’s ur boi here to fuck with your culinary-based perception of fruits

“where do strawberries fit in” WELL strawberries aren’t true fruits. Their seeds are the fruit (achenes) but the flesh is derived from other parts of the flower base. Blackberries and raspberries also aren’t berries - they’re clusters of individual drupes. Pineapples and mulberries aren’t simple fruits either - they’re both formed from many separate flowers whose fruits grow together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This isn’t 100% comprehensive but covers most classifications. No ref links this time as all the content came from my NYBG Plant Morphology coursework.

Link to a larger version

[flowerinaflame]

[disgustinganimals]

I’m so SICK of THIS DOG

[mymakeshiftwings]

I went on a run this morning that was probably about a quarter of a mile and I feel terrible. I’m torn between “wow I need to get in shape” and “I’m never doing that again.”

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

[babyanimalgifs]

i need you.

[just-gettingthru]

mood

[babyanimalgifs]

OMG

[awwww-cute]

The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) (Source: http://ift.tt/2gVngkz)

[mymakeshiftwings]

My friends on snapchat:

Look at this food I made! This is a cool party! Isn’t this a pretty sunset?

Me on snapchat:

Look at this huge ass bug I found.