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sacred-portal

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bird-gifs-collection-agency

this snowy owl is suspicious, but thankful for the gentle petting...

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lone-pylon

hey, you, you're finally awake

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dunsparce

N-No, I would never wake up the babies…

abigail-rytel

This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept

kagaintheskywithdiamonds

Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except with the use of a very specific tool (which you obtained by fighting your way through a tower full of ghosts). and even after snorlax wakes up you have to either defeat it in battle and/or catch it before you can get through

Galar: could I wake these wooloo? physically, yes, probably wouldn’t be much of a challenge. but emotionally? imagine the toll

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

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the-upper-shelf

Just out of curiosity, what’s your favorite Pokemon? Mine is Darkrai teehee

I'm glad you asked! It's Mew :D

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hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

Vase (Satsuma ware) Yabu Meizan (1853–1934)

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derinthescarletpescatarian

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

derinthescarletpescatarian

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

dragonslaved

they did and he's my cat. you can't have him

derinthescarletpescatarian

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

dragonslaved

It’s cosmic balancing for how much he desperately wants to eat charger cords when they’re pluggged in

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ramalamacreatures

HANDMADE Polymer clay Armadillo sculpture.

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samuelroukin

[extremely locked out voice] i need to lock innnnnnn

beware-the-werenerd

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thatunknowncowboy

Realised I never posted Goo-man on here! Goo-man is possibly one of my favourite Lord Huron characters. I drew this shortly after The Cosmic Selector Vol. 1 was released. I was inspired by the Goo-man Spotify background image for the song It All Comes Back.

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