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willxiv

they think im a weeb because of you!

animalbody

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

animalbody

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

tateratots

look at them

elasticitymudflap

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

1st-1

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

2nd-1

Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA

o-0l0-o

aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh

sunang3i

NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets

thebootydiaries

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

thebootydiaries

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

powerfulwizard

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.