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person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
Id like to show you all something.
Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!
But wait, the icing on the cake…
…really? Do i need even say anything.
since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?
Here’s an extra layer of gross
I may be wearing a tin foil hat, but I think they purposely want to do stuff like pit BLM against White Supremacists. They see it as an opportunity to make money.
Here’s a link to the Vox article quoted above in question.
‘Hate and Strife Are Key Target Demographics’, basically.
Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds
welcome to my yeet and greet
#i say hello then i throw you across the room
is this what they call technomasculinity now
Translation:
Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–
I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it
Forever Hilarious😂
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This is a masterpiece
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Sigh
These are perfect
“CAN EAT THE HOMEWORK FOR U”
such a helpful doggo!
gender: addams
assigned goth at birth
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
slapping at my chamber door
“Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door”
Only this and nothing more
While I nodded, nearly napping
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
oompa loompa doopity dare
the court finds you breached your duty of care
oompa loompa doopity disk
that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
oompa loompa doopity do
only a partial judgment for you
Oompa loompa doopity doubt,
The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day
I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day
Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip