[mynametex]

remember when I drew rosechu and Chris Chan followed me like two weeks before getting arrested?? haha I wish I didn’t anyways here’s Silvana

[midisurf-archives]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

[kristina100000]

[pseudomantis]

violence

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i like this evil post

[praeca]

I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.

[pseudomantis]

Hi 😀

Because there breaking it

[lostcryptids]

Just passed some hipster cafe and there was a neon sign that says DID YOU NUT TODAY

[lostcryptids]

i am not kidding

[slunch]

[magnusedom]

‘Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.’ Oh. What? According to mythology, that’s the inscription over the gates of hell.

AS ABOVE SO BELOW (2014) dir. John Erick Dowdle

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[eternal-fractal]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[official-venom-snake]

men will literally run off a cliff and hang in mid air for two seconds before realizing it, looking down, and then dropping from a deathly tall height 

[famicom]

men will get into a fight with someone and turn into a dust cloud with stars in it

[official-venom-snake]

men will follow a carefree baby into a dangerous construction zone or factory and get hurt in any number of comical ways while the baby remains unscathed

[famicom]

men will drive several nails into a piece of wood with a hammer then when their attention is taken away from the task at hand hit their thumb with the hammer causing it to swell to the size of a dodgeball and turn red

[metalgearsolid3snakeeater]

men will literally unhinge their mouths for the sole purpose of eating a decker sandwich that is 4x taller than their head in a single bite

[famicom]

men will wear garments such as ties or scarves around their neck so as to make them easier to animate

[official-venom-snake]

men will be crushed by a heavy object and fold up like an accordion, accompanied by actual accordion music after this happens

[metalgearsolid3snakeeater]

men, when asked how many lumps they want, will pathetically think that the person asking meant lumps of sugar. the man will ask for two lumps, only to be hit with a large mallet two times in a row

[famicom]

men will consume spinach and immediately double in size

[kiwi]

today on Favorite Comments I Have Received

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[everythingfox]

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

[ruffboi-mags]

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

[collinnmckinley]

[3liza]

i truly fear it is a matter of time before tumblr succumbs to nannymode as well. we must post as many celebrity death threats as possible before then

[redpandarascal]

same energy

[mynametex]

"wilford b wolf! are you asking me out on a date?"

[mynametex]

I just think she’s neat :’)