athena's eepyist soldier

🇮🇪 alex | he/him | 21+ | former artist, current sad academic | humanities go brr | currently obsessing over warframe + bg3

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[hrnngsoup]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[killtherockstarz]

seeing people on that one orange website deny that gale was groomed by mystra but she did "weird stuff" infuriates me. what do you call it when mystra had young male followers that she took a personal interest in. what do you call it when she made gale convince himself that the only way he can atone to his mistakes is basically suicide. what do you fucking call it when she left someone, gale, so deeply hurt and traumatized by the netherese orb incident that he isolated himself for an entire year?

[fethawit]

The Venn diagram is not a circle, but it's really, really close.

[doggojin]

Made a little baby Natah charm out of felt with friends. Cuz I'm just obsessed with her. Sobs.

Beetle mom.

[qqchurch]

tennocon 2026 excerpts

[quantumphoenixblue]

Warframe Tau demo spoilers

You know if the theory that the Hunra is actually Adis is true, that makes his relationship with the Operator kind of the inverse of Dominus Thrax and the Drifter

Drifter got to grow up while Thrax remained stuck as a child, now Adis got to grow up while the Operator is stuck as a child

[fezy626]

Never kill yourself, Warframe noir update soon okay?

[homiu-l]

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

IM IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

[vulpine99]

Wally: "I saved your friend :)"

Operator: "you fucked up a perfectly good sentient is what you did. Look at him. He's a mob boss"

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6