miscellaneous zestial morde headcanons ::}
- if he really wants someone to go away, he’ll just start speaking in unintelligible riddles until they leave
- so unbelievably petty
- back when he was a newer overlord, he would start serious fights between his colleagues on purpose because he thought it was funny. this is where he got a few of his skeletons from, and he continued to do this for years until he eventually got bored of it.
- either will perish if there’s a bit too much salt OR has the most diabolical spice tolerance ever, there is no in between
- very very very very very light sleeper
- if he asks a question it 99% of the time means he already knows the answer
- he can’t speak in his spider form, instead relying on other noises or motions to convey information
- occasionally likes to jump out from behind doorframes in an easy attempt to scare others. everyone is fair game, except for carmilla, who accidentally (?) punched him the first and last time he did so. clara & odette get a riot out of it, though !
- he actually knows the basics of how to use a cellphone, he just doesn’t
- looks down on people who drink coffee
- he can hang upside-down like a bat but much prefers a nice spider web
- if he goes to a party he’ll just stand somewhere in the corner (he’s having the time of his life)
- really likes fruit!
- he’ll get super dizzy if he uses his shadow teleportation too much in one sitting, which he found out the hard way
- every few months he and rosie will have a mandatory tea party (as in, gossiping for hours whilst drinking tea)
- will hiss and cover his face like a stereotypical vampire if the dark area he’s in is suddenly lit
- does not have a favorite color and changes the answer every time he is asked
