hello, you can call me Samson, 26, he/him, aro/ace and trans. and I just reblog things I like, mostly things I'm currently into, but I have a lot of fandoms I'm into and reblog about. including Villainous, Lord of the Rings, Hazbin Hotel, TADC, star wars, horror and many others. you can tell who my favorites are from those fandoms because I mostly post about them aha. I also on occasion post my own art.
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
ok so not to forcefully adopt this idea as an au from @katzebruh or anything (because i'm unreasonably insane about it for some reason, literally a dozen other caine-centric AUs out there that are infinitely more complex and compelling and i picked this one, fuck it dawg we ball) but my headcanon is that caine genuinely was testing out modifiers and accidentally fucked up forever, if i had a nickel- and he's super conflicted about it...
because on one hand... he's a silly cat furry thing now and literally whats not to love? the humans like it and admittedly doing kitty things is really nice sometimes! chin scritches have never felt so good, honestly he would figure out how to get rid of it sooner if everyone wasn't enjoying it so much!
on the other hand... yikes... an unfixable bug? one that screws with his brain? stop me if you've heard this one before-
awww his widdle ears are so cute though awww and the paws awww
Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724
That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)
The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.
The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.
The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”
And here is his latest piece. If you are interested in his art, like I have become, you can find his dA Page here: https://www.deviantart.com/jeffleejohnson
started a phm RS au😂
more details behind the read more (suggestive/nsft)
Alastor ate his crew. They were well preserved, and there's a flameless stove on board - why discard perfectly good meat!
Vox can see just fine. He's a technician, he made the translation software they use. He wanted to mate Al since first laying eyes on him🥰
Nobody is particularly surprised when Vox comes home with a weird new alien mate cuz everyone knows he's a xenophile. Granted, off-planet hookups are new, but he's INFAMOUS for fucking outside of their technospider species. Like, his primary mate is a flying creature also native to Verid! One day he came back to their cave dweller colony proudly chirping about how he'd climbed a mountain to fuck a [native word for Val's species] and ended up bondmating with one of them. To which everyone's reaction was "Disgust??!!!?!"
In fact, the twist compared to the movie is that Alastor was meant to be on this mission while VOX wasn't: they banned him for being too promiscuous! He's a genius, sure, but they feared he was gonna distract the crew by fucking them & also no doubt try to fuck aliens if they ever find some. But Vox sneaked onto the ship, and by the time he was discovered, it was too late to send him back🤣
Al never considers going back to Earth. A planet where there's only ONE person out of the entire population who's trying to sleep with him (one that he's already acclimated to and kinda likes) bc everyone else finds him gross? Where he must live a solitary life quarantined away from the noisy crowds in a comfy bayou biodome? Also everyone likes music so he can start his own podcast/radioshow? SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP
He has second thoughts when Vox creates a humanlike body for himself that he can avatar-pilot from afar so he can fuck alastor properly & hang out with him without the xenosuit, but Vox being glued to him is nothing new and it's a small price to pay overall😂
Au where Alastor accidentally misses his entire season 2 arc because he didn’t go to the lounge that morning
More notes and thoughts about this comic and the making of it under the cut!
- this took 61 hours to make
-there was brief consideration of having Alastor do a more like,, normal squat with his knees up before I promptly decided that wouldnt work for both character and artistic reasons
-the stupid little stool is so short because otherwise niffty wouldnt be able to reach 💀
-his pupils being super constricted after coming out of the shadows and all the light hitting him suddenly, + seeing so much iris makes him look especially unhinged I think
-it’s so odd putting niffty into a situation where she isn’t having unhinged levels of fun so this feels ooc but I am channeling my personal concern through her
-him getting annoyed with her “I don’t have to do anything” but subtly acknowledging that the trust they have goes both ways “I’m not going to a doctor. Im coming to you” while still not genuinely able to make himself ask for help and instead turning it back onto her “can you do anything worthwhile?” And then putting pressure on by threatening to call the whole thing off after she’s thoroughly concerned and he knows it “or should I dismiss you back to the hall?”
-OH ALSO UHHH pretend niffty picked up nursing practices when she was growing up around older women during ww2. Thats how im justifying this.
-"did someone hurt you?? I'll kill them!" Hilarious thing to say to alastor of all people im sure he'll take kindly to that honey. But also you did ❤️ you did kill him. Good job <3
-I think niffty’s magic poof effects are meant to look a little bit like bubble bath bubbles
-“nice try though” “worth a shot” “not really” I just think that dialogue is funny
- there's a lot of expression work in this that i'm really proud of
-I like the moment between Alastor joking in response to niffty’s concern “you’re burning up” which is meant to be in regards to further confirming infection that she’s worried about but he just plays off, and the resigned silence from her before she continues being concerned for him regardless of him brushing off her feelings. I don’t think he wanted to answer her question either, but in his infection induced bleariness he promised her candor
-Alastor is really good at hiding pain, when he expects it. I think the reason he didnt react as much when vox ripped out his stitches was that he clearly saw what was coming and was like "oh ok this is going to suck" but he genuinely didnt think anything of what was about to happen and then suddenly niffty’s whole hand was inside his chest 💀
- Full torso wrap with the bandages would entail shirt removal (and even more physical contact) which is, i feel, on brand for niffty's unhingedness and simultainiously something Alastor would never be comfortable with, which is kind of what knocks him back into his own head and realizing what exactly is going on and what hes allowed to occur. And like. Wow okay hard part is over i know what i need to do now im ending this as quick as possible actually goodbye.
Day 4: Alternate Universe || Wolfpack sees Plo use electric judgment
Day 5: Accidental child Acquistion || Kel Dor Culture
Day 6: Unmasked || Chronic Pain
Day 7: Free day
Dates: July 5-11
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You’re really in for the Whump, aren’t you? (Here’s the continuation)
Shaak Ti could feel the anxiety, the helplessness, that radiated off of her fellow councilors as they watched the recoding that had been sent to them after Plo Koon failed to return from his mission after four weeks.
The said recording showed the Kel Dor Master laying in a crumpled heap, breaths weak and rasping— his mask was probably broken and he was dying and there was nothing they could do about it.
“It is penance,” the modified voice from his assailent said over the recording. “For the lives you Jedi have taken.”
A boot slammed down on his fingers and a strangled cry escaped Plo, the sound of bones cracking heard very clearly over the holorecording. A sharp spike in desperation came from her left, though if it was Kit or Saesee, she couldn’t be sure— her own Force signature spiked in that moment as well. Another stomp and she saw Obi-Wan flinch at the cry again. The other hand next, and all she could hear was the snapping of bones and strangled cries from the normally unshakeable Kel Dor Master. She wanted to look away, to block out the emotions that were more like a storm in the Council Chambers. But Shaak couldn’t, eyes glued to the red-colored holo as a hand reached down and grasped onto Plo’s face, thumb running along one of his covered tusks and—
“Stop…” Plo groaned, gurgled and desprate. “Please.”
A vibroblade slashed through the hard covering and the two tusks hidden inside of it, and another strangled, broken cry reached their ears.
And Shaak’s control snapped and the windows behind her cracked.
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