A little common sense and courtesy. And plants.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[ad-wills]

[glowingghosty]

[thevioletcaptain]

[dernisseznirp]

Ich weiß Merz muss förmlicherweise was zum Anschlag auf den CSD in Berlin sagen, aber Junge, halt einfach deine Fresse. Deine Politik macht den CSD so nötig wie lange nicht.

[unfug-bilder]

Die Transferempfänger glauben, das beträfe sie nicht. Die werden sich am meisten wundern - UND beschweren.

120 Drukos nach 4 Stunden, die meisten bezahlt:

x.com/razerrath/status/2080893891662737473

Sachsen-Anhalt: Sachsen-Anhalt würde sich mit der AfD selbst am meisten schaden

Eine AfD-Politik träfe die Regionen am härtesten, in denen die Partei besonders stark ist. Eine Studie zeigt, dass Sachsen-Anhalt etliche Jo

[astercontrol]

whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

[verschwoerer]

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[pansytheleia]

please vote for new European bank notes

if there is two things you should remember me by it's both loving birds and being very pro Europe.

Anyway we'll apparently get new bank notes with either historic figures or nature and I'm not telling you to vote for birds buuuuuuut -

[pansytheleia]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/

[official-kultur]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share

[hometoursandotherstuff]

They made their bathroom look like you're in a pool. Clever.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[lalalaugenbrot]

immer wird gesägt und wenn nicht gesägt wird wird der rasen gemäht und wenn kein rasen gemäht wird wird ein bad entkernt und wenn kein bad entkernt wird werden hecken beschnitten und wenn keine hecken beschnitten werden wird laubgeblasen und wenn nicht laubgeblasen wird wird glasfaser verlegt und wenn

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[lakemojave]

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh