ayy, lmao.

I'm 22 and have no idea what I'm doing with my life. At least I have decent music taste. Libra. Louisiana. |-/

[student-film-lying-piece-of-shit]

you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

[whisperoftheheart1995]

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[agentverbivore]

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

[thejazzykittykat]

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

[xyxul-deactivated20201020]

W H E E Z E

[phantomrose96]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

[brunnhildebi]

with all this marvel hype i just wanna remind everyone that valkyrie is a bisexual character played by a bisexual actress and y’all can actually use the word bisexual to describe her! she doesn’t have to be queer or gay or sapphic and she definitely shouldn’t be described as a lesbian.

[cybergata]

[autoimmuneamy]

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

[luckytwodollarbill-deactivated2]

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

[elaxisfae]

Alsooo may I add: “do you want advice or do you just want to vent?” Is also good to add because often unsoliticited advice can further hurt someone who really just wanted a listening ear.

[inanotherworld5599]

What I’m really looking forward to is the Pokemon soft toys that will hopefully come out as merchandise for this movie

I must own my very own furry jigglypuff and pikachu. They’re adorable

[probably-voldemort]

When my cousin Olivia was three, she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham.  Most people called him Abe, even then, because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and, to most people, it’s the logical nickname.

Not, however, according to Olivia, who decided to nickname him Ham.

No one’s really sure whether she wasn’t totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name, or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname, or maybe she was just hungry, but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years.  Of course, Olivia was and still is the only person to use it.

When they were seven or eight, he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive.  That nickname stuck, too, and they’ve been Olive and Ham since.  But only to each other.  They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that.

Last night was their seventh anniversary, and Abe proposed to Olivia, and she said yes.  And how did she announce it on Facebook, you may ask?

People used to tell me “If you like ham so much, why don’t you just marry it?”  So I am.

[probably-voldemort]

Shout out to Olive and Ham, who are still engaged and adorable and who are planning on getting married sometime next summer

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tiredngay]

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

[moneyes]

we vote.

[afniel]

We vote.

[cesaray]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

[beedlebeeb]

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

[awed-frog]

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

[cameoamalthea]

(source) 

Ancient people had no idea what the bones of ancient creatures would look like or a concept of extinction. So strange bones that looked unlike modern animals were imagined based on their similarity to modern animals. A beaked dinosaur was imagined to have the head of an eagle, it’s clawed feet looked like a lion. So many mythological creatures are an assortment of different animal features, head like an X, body like a y. This may be from finding fossils which didn’t resemble any one modern animal but sort of resembled different features from various sorts of animals. 

[hellsite-yano]

That ‘anime dorky bf’ meme would be a lot funnier if it was more realistic in terms of what those kinds of people actually do.

[hellsite-yano]

Once again I gotta do everything my damn self

[harmonicstupidity]

imma keep it real with you OP

this won’t get you laid

[razputinapuato]

[scumfuckus]

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

[scumfuckus]

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

your dad is a fucking innovator

[butchbellaswan]

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

[butchbellaswan]

it’s all fun and games until the thing you Realize™️ at 1am is that you need therapy 

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[kammmars]