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help i cant stop watching this

There’s so much about it to love. The fact that the kid appears to be wearing pajamas is probably my favorite part. What time of day does that make this? Is this how they greet the rising sun every day? Is it something they do in preparation for bedtime? “Alright, my teeth are brushed and I have my sunglasses on. Get your trombone, Pop.”

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All I want to know is what must have been the conversation that occurred prior to them coming up with the idea of doing this

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Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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This is my new favorite thing

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This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

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At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

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evan peters turning up american horror story: freak show

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Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.

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Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

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yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

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Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

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this is a toucan

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why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

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yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”

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what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

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so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.

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"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

- Aubrey Plaza for Refinery29 [x]