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[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[skarchomp]

"gormless" is such a good insult. youre calling someone a fucking idiot and you sound like an orc

[romanceyourdemons]

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: king haggard’s castle from the last unicorn (1982), the horned king’s castle from the black cauldron (1985), and maleficent’s castle from sleeping beauty (1959) /end ID]

[moviesludge]

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

[distractedbyshinyobjects]

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction."

Mark Twain

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[omar-little]

good omens + angels in america

[femboy-c-cups]

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

[squeeful]

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

[ampervadasz]

[tallullahbonkhead]

Screaming at the cruelty of out of reach sausage.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Intolerant of water dwellers

[sasquatchsightings]

Good news for this guy: fish don’t exist, there’s no such thing as fish!

[emperorkitten]

Fun fact! Sunfish were for a time classified as plankton, because they just kinda drift aimlessly in the water and are, as far as we can tell, incredibly dumb.

They could, without question, survive getting shot by a 9mil.

[shopcat]

these girls are the only ones who get it they are the only TRUE influencers… no 1 else matches up

[shopcat]

their clothes are always insanely nice and well put together sometimes they even match like here their makeup is always so cute they’re always making cute little drinks directly in the mcdonald’s dining area and everyone is always SO MAD at them in the comments but they’re literally just sitting there quietly and being #REAL. you never know that the girl making the drink is going to pull out next she just brings the entire fridge and glasses from home. open liquor not even hiding it. not one facial expression is ever pulled. they’re some of the last cool people on earth i think.

[luisonte]

Inventacos

[something-truly-evil]

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

[loth-catgirl]

there are some straight up contraptions in this here video

[bunloafmountain]

spent this whole video thinking aw might post this to tumblr it's sweet but then the last clip took me OUT

[hkdmz]

[everythingfox]

“My dogs thought I was still in the front yard”

(via)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was expecting like, 2 dogs.

[thegaymertrainer]

If you come in you don’t have to come out