My shrink says I'm witty

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Been making new flowercrowns and other Moonbeam items for Wanderland and Mommy&Me in Rockwell. Visit http://fb.com/MoonbeamByPolina for updates 😊😊

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why you so flyyyy???

Sugar sugar how'd ya get so flyyy

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Illuminate your eyes, Monte Carlo you keep in your dreams along with horses, princes, and kings~

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what's the tagalog of fairy? :-)

Mumu. Jk

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I want to quit smoking cigarette already nahihirapan naman ako. Advice? Thanks!

Wrong person to ask. XD But no matter how hard it is for you, you can do it if you really wanted to. :)

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Itsy Bitsy Spider

Dunno if I like stoned spiders over bat embryos now but here's what happens when a spider is stoned.

L-R from top left: Web created when exposed to marijuana, drug free spider web, web created when exposed to speed, then caffeine, sleeping pills, LSD.

A very red eyed spider on marijuana ate the web, spider on cocaine jumped up and down on the web like it's a trampoline, spider on alcohol vomited all over the web, spider on heroin was upside-down dead from an overdose, spider on ecstasy's head bobbed up and down while rave music can be heard and coloured lights flashed on and off.. hahahaha oh did you know millions of years ago, spiders didn't build their webs in quite the same way. Instead of putting down lines of dry silk then weaving spirals of sticky silk to nab their prey, they would lay down a coating of dry adhesive on spirals then a bug would be entangled by these spirals. But there are still spiders today that weave their webs w this dry adhesive. They're called deinopoid spidersssss.

Do you like spiders sometimes too?

xx,

Polina

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Bat Embryo Friends

Bat embryo skeleton! The blue stains show the cartilage

This bat embryo skeleton is at day 80 of embryonic development. Bone appears in red, cartilage in blue.

Anyone seen these in Pokemon?? Haha. Molossus rufu (black mastiff bat) embryos.

Awww bat embryo having a facepalm moment/ screaming "see no evil!!!"/ playing hide and seek hahaha.

Don't you think they're cute too?

xx,

Polina

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where can i buy that flowercrown? :(

Http://facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina :)

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Mistress of the Waterfall

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Moonbeam By Polina in collaboration with The Makeup Buffet and NV Photography featuring Astrid Crowley.

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Manila Sundance Bazaar

DIY everything :)

Tinderas na, musicians pa. We've got it all at booth 79! Moonbeam by Polina, Good Girl by Julz Savard, Morphed by Chuck Espina. 

Laureen at the Moonbeam booth

Thanks so much to everyone who visited our booth at Sundance! I had so much fun and it was great meeting all of you. :) If you weren't able to make it, you can still order flowercrowns online at www.facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina. And if you already have a flowercrown design in mind, I do customize. :) #MoonbeamByPolina

Til the next one! ;)

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where can i buy that flowercrown? :(

Http://facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina :)

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You amaze me woman more than anyone!!

You know Amaze once meant Terrify! I'd be glad to terrify you again and again :)

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I don't eat, I don't sleep I do nothing but think of you.

Hala

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Not anymore! It's all in the frames. ;)

Message me at http://facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina to order these glasses and the Lennon shades (see previous post) for only P350. :)

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Good morning!  Vintage glasses will be posted at Moonbeam today. Visit http://facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina to order. :)

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If it were up to me I'd have named you Asthma

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Vintage glasses available soon in Moonbeam By Polina

Visit http://facebook.com/MoonbeamByPolina this weekend to order. :)