My smartass side, feel free to ignore

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tami-taylors-hair]

Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

[rthstewart]

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.

[loth-catgirl]

I think about her all the dang time

[gsirvitor]

[simonalkenmayer]

“Its lazy for cashiers to sit down

And it’s weird to care. Work shouldn’t be an endurance test. Let me sit. We’re not doing a survivor challenge. You don’t think people can sit down and work at the same time? You’re gonna be real mad when you find out what an office is.”

[dateamonster]

you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chrisdoeslife]

I received another request for an interview with a software company.

Y’all better get in line, this bitch is in high demand 💅🏼

[mysnarkyside]

How about if I sit here and cheer for you on the sidelines?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The one minority group who has caused virtually all problems throughout history without exception is the rich.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “&” symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor.

[mysnarkyside]

Now I can never unsee that.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Considering that tickling ourselves does not feel the same as being tickled by someone else, we really lucked out with masturbation.

[catcomixzstudios]

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller? Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

[nudityandnerdery]

I’m sorry, this won’t work, many businesses and public places won’t allow you to enter with bear feet.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[zanahoriabaila]

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

[official-lucifers-child]

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made