Mystery Lime

This snarky citrus plays vidya games, and you can watch! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiibQnzoU7sr0rbsZqbEZdQ

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I played some weird skeleton games I found on itch.io.  Don’t be a lazy bones, come and see the skeleton spectacle of a lifetime!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSO_5toHXs

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I played some weird skeleton games I found on itch.io.  Don’t be a lazy bones, come and see the skeleton spectacle of a lifetime!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSO_5toHXs

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In FAITH: Chapter II, terror awaits where you least expect it... and also exactly where you expect it.  https://t.co/4kCfckoQpJ?amp=1

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets juiced.  Playing Swagman: https://youtu.be/HSE_ezOSuig

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Exorcising demons isn’t easy when you’re beautiful.  Playing FAITH: https://youtu.be/5-aRM4KoaNk

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Things are getting SPOOKY in Silent Hill!  https://youtu.be/0Aj9LJpAQ2g

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I finally get a taste of what its like to be an alpha Chad... for a second.  https://youtu.be/KpxowL6WrfU

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Today I'm back in scenic Silent Hill.  We get to admire the local scenery, sample the cuisine, and of course, meet the loca- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT: https://youtu.be/7ycHNlbuonk

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When the Swagman comes hunting kids in the night, we fight back the only way an 8 year old could... by collecting bugs and transforming into a fire-breathing lizard?  Sounds right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCqKHpK5FU4

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The little ghost gag at the beginning of that Paranoihell video took me like, two hours to figure out... plz kill me ;_;  At least I’m a better video editor now, but next time, maybe I’ll just go ahead and remember not to leave my cursor hovering right over the middle of the screen XD

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I feel like I'm being watched... hey, many-eyed abomination lurking behind the dumpster, have you seen any weirdos around?  

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Aaaand for the second video of my Spooptober Spoopstravaganza, we go from the best horror game ever made, to... this.  Walking in on my roommate in the shower definitely has a high potential for spoops... good thing my loyal doge is there for backup :D

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In my restless dreams, I see that town... For my first video of Spooptober, I’m playing Silent Hill 2 for the first time!  I promise to do my best not to sully this fucking amazing game by being a dumbass (I may have already broken that promise, and if so, I apologize Konami plz do not sue)

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Wow, I’m really bad at updating Tumblr, huh?  Good thing I’m good at appreciating art!  Allow me to present Bubsy 3D: Bubsy Visits the James Turrell Retrospective, a surreal edutainment experience/spiritual successor to the worst mascot game of the PS1 era.  A video game experience this mind blowingly artistic might just ruin all other video games for you forever, so don’t say I didn’t warn you (seriously tho please watch the video my wife and 19 kids are starving as we speak)

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Dunkasaur says TRANS RIGHTS!  

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Heckle Dungeon is a game in which annoyance is the optimal strategy, which I love, because my insufferable, grating personality can actually be an advantage! Finally, I can drive away not only my friends, but my foes... and also donuts, dust bunnies, and whatever other strange semi-sentient beings cross my path. Can I be the most irritating gamer in history? That's a tall order, but ehhh I'll probably come close. Heckle Dungeon was made by Autumn Rain and you can play it here!

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Action!  Intrigue!  Romance!  Some of these things might await you if you watch Part 2 of my journey into the land of Earth Birth!... or maybe we’ll just end up trapped in a human zoo, like Lucy from Peanuts.  Who knows, game is wild.