being a little freak in my little room

on ao3 do NOT trifle through my bookmarks. i didnt know 😔

[jurisffiction]

hope is all we have

[stuckinapril]

I’ve been thinking a lot ab this

[cccomplecatedgirlxx]

Makes me sad but the songs r still bangers tho likeee….?!!

[pseudophan]

yeah dan really can't talk shit about phil dyeing everything green when he left because i'm so certain if phil left him home alone dan would crash out just as bad. he just thinks he's better at being apart because he was on tour and had shit to do. i was there reading your eighteen tweets a day any time phil went to visit his parents for like two days girl you can't fool me

[thatdamnokie]

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW