btw hearing percy scream “don’t touch her” about luke kneeling down next to annabeth to check her wounds in 2026 was NOT on my bingo card but boy was i gagged
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btw hearing percy scream “don’t touch her” about luke kneeling down next to annabeth to check her wounds in 2026 was NOT on my bingo card but boy was i gagged
you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.
yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.
“he’s my son.”
“he hates you.”
“he’s my son.”
"I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside—my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington, D.C.....She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the place." Chapter 2, Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters written by Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson & The Olympians, S02E01
obsessed with the fact we’ve all been clamoring to finally see grover in the wedding dress and the writers said “you know what, we’ll do you one better” and gave us grover AND percy in the wedding dress 💀
One cheese omelet, a blueberry waffle, and all your hashbrowns, please
Dan: I have commitment issues.
Dan’s partner of 16 years:
seasons change but people don’t or whatever(x)
"but if you'll have us, we'd love to finally be ourselves"
what do you mean dan and phil continue to be in a relationship after announcing it. i hadn't thought this far i don't have anything prepared for this
BAN AI. Let Phil Lester be the one to spread misinformation
yes yes dan and phil are free and so are we but more importantly. so is pj
they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭
in all the joy and celebration, we have forgotten the fallen.
rest in peace danandphilgames. babygirl you lived, you served cunt, and you died. godspeed
Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?