Let's get ugly ;)

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[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[sedatiiive]

[gothicprep]

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

[dmellieon]

[hubblegleeflower]

This is so good. Makes me feel like I'm really helping.

Which I need, because this kind of sucks.

[mckitterick]

If you're staying home during #Quarantine2020 you're helping make things better than they would be otherwise

[renthony]

For anyone else really feeling the effects of wide-scale gaslighting, feeling like you’re totally insane for still staying home while everyone else tries to go back to normal:

You’re not insane, you are doing the right thing. Please keep doing it. I love you.

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[envyadams]

I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

[scribefindegil]

The funniest book-to-movie dialogue change is Gandalf’s whole speech about how he believes that Bilbo and Frodo both were meant to have the Ring, because in the movie he ends it by saying, “And that is an encouraging thought,” and smiling kindly until the scene cuts away but in the book it just goes:

“And that may be an encouraging thought.”

“It is not,” said Frodo.

[tiredbiostudent]

online university is just *hasn’t been outside in three days* *absolute lack of spatial and temporal awareness* *tiktok break* *opens an email and forgets to respond* *pyjamas all day every day* *paces around room* *hopes your prof just thinks you’re in a different timezone when you submit an assignment at 4am* *unlimited tea* *bathroom breaks every hour* *no clear divide between free time and school* *looks out window longingly*

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[cipheramnesia]

enrichment speedrun

[l10l-deactivated20200813]

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

[bubblysuggestion]

your time isn’t up, and your life isn’t over. there is and will always be so much more time for you, so many more chances and possibilities. don’t worry about time running out, you have plenty of it

[the-amazing-charmander]

Me to myself: wow your music taste is so good

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[tchaikovskaya]

why do you freaks think the queen of england is some adorable little grandma, she lives in a fucking palace and was monarch during england’s colonial rule of half of africa. she has immense power and wealth (directly stolen from imperial holdings across the world & her own people) because of the coincidence of her birth. she’s not cute. i dont care about her color coordinated umbrellas or her pet corgis. what the fuck yall.

[cannibal-rainbow]

as someone who has lived in UK the responses to this are fucking hilarious. “how is her fault she was born royalty?” well MAYBE she could have used her fucking authority and publicity as a queen to tell her citizens who STILL believe it was okay to colonize half of the world that no it was not. try to argue with your average Brit about commonwealth and you’ll see.

[soracities]

when maya angelou said “have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.”

[theconcealedweapon]

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you're literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.