snow is bullshit

Over 35 Ontario, Canada Multi-fandom and personal blog. It's whatever I'm into at the time so there's no consistency

[apolladay]

Would you kick me out of bed for eating crackers?

Yes

No

The ants

Would you kick me out of bed for eating crackers?

Yes

No

The ants

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[mywitfailsme]

Fuck off and rot Pete Hoekstra you MAGA turd

Get your ass out of Canada if you hate us that much dickbag

[mywitfailsme]

Welcome to the Hollander Rozanov household.

For now they're housemates and woohoo partners

[funny-tik-toks]

[virtualgirladvance]

love the camera guy even gets to bump into a mirror for us

[athelind]

Okay, I love everything about this hall of mirrors:

Traditional mirror mazes are dark and creepy. This one is brightly lit, and colorful.

The triangular grid makes it that much more disorienting.

The pillars help to obscure the difference between the mirrors and the openings -- so it doesn't NEED to be dark.

All of this combines to make it much more fun and entertaining and much less "I gotta get out of here before Mr. Dark drags me off to the soul-sucking carousel".

[burntmyleg]

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[tlirsgender]

Realizing I'm somebody's longterm follower who they don't follow back but check in on every so often. This is what's happening when you see the [Following] in your notes

[gurlsrool]

one day on the road, Ilya’s casually browsing through channels when he lands on house hunters. He’s like, “oh look, they have free porn for Shane Hollander” and Shane rolls his eyes but neither of them turn it off. 3 episodes later, they’re still watching and yelling about ugly houses that are over budget and terrible husbands that won’t let their wives get the pool they want

It becomes a tradition on the road. After they fuck, they cuddle up and watch an episode or 2. Sometimes they switch to shark tank during commercials because Ilya loves how mad Shane gets at the awful pitches

It gets to the point that Bood’s complaining about sharing a hotel wall with Ilya and Shane. And a rookie’s like, “Why? Do they have super loud sex?”

and Bood says, “Well, yeah, but the bigger issue is they shout about open floor plans.”

[mywitfailsme]

This poster at tim Hortons made me laugh

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[mywitfailsme]

Shane Hollander picks up the reputation of being a real estate genius after helping a couple of players buy and sell their homes after trades.

Through word of mouth, his skills in home and land purchases spread. He'll answer a text here and there from players he'd crossed paths with over the years.

When he retired, Shane did a profile on his property portfolio. He talked about each purchase and sale over the years, and mentioned he'd helped a couple of players purchase their homes.

Players started sharing stories of advice they'd gotten from Shane when making their own purchases.

Suddenly Shane finds himself an expert on home purchasing, answering more questions and pulling research on homes.

Finding himself annoyed he'd have to keep finding and connecting agents instead of just being able to access MLS himself, Shane sat down one evening, read the real estate licensing requirements. He took the course and test and passed.

Shane quickly becomes an in demand real estate agent for the entire league.

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[mywitfailsme]

Aw fuck. I overcorrected my supper insulin plus a short walk and my sugar dropped so quickly my freestyle stopped working.

[pnglove]

[mywitfailsme]

I stayed fully in normal blood sugar range for 24 hours! I discovered my itchy back was a high blood sugar symptom.

[alasse9]

heated rivalry fic: so you must like me for me - COMPLETE, 36K

art by @anonymouspinkturtle

Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

Summary: Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

It turns out having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

Chapter 1 of 2 on Ao3 HERE

Chapter 2 of 2 on Ao3 HERE

“You going seven—is bullshit,” Rozanov replies. “Okay if you go second, because I’m better than you, but seven… fucking bullshit.” Shane has the “fuck you, you’re not better than me” on the tip of his tongue but, the thing is, according to at least six MLH GMs, Rozanov is. And yet, Rozanov looks like he’s deeply offended, like he means what he’s saying, not chirping or bullshitting at all, and that. That heals something in Shane. They’ve been one and two, back and forth, for at least three years now, and the fact that Rozanov acknowledges it, too… “Thank you,” Shane says. “It—Montreal told me it was about optics, or whatever. I don’t know.” Rozanov shakes his head quickly, harrumping. “What, optics are you suck one dick and can’t hold hockey stick anymore? Bullshit. They will all regret, Hollander. Trust me.”

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.