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I do the drawings | Colombian | Here for the funsies

[mzlar]

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Hi, I'm Mzlar and I make crimes against humanity that some call drawings.

I Reblog a lot, if you want to see my art it's under the #my art tag.

[n3onfern]

happy 1 year RUST !

[squirmiewormiesworld]

Gamer manosphere would NOT have survived the Metroid Samus reveal

[lorespill]

the three tragic Graces that have graced our screens recently

[brakken]

Raven Beak (Mawkin) Platinum Chest (Thoha)

[illumerlin]

Little Grace portrait while I gather the mental strength to start my more ambitious fanart ideas.

[dailymarinaida]

u should draw marina but autism Creature /silly

Day 16 - Autism creature Marina

[viralfrog]

[hms-no-fun]

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

[unpatchedglitch]

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[cancan-jpg]

"If it's any consolation, you will be hailed as a hero"

Mary play the 'THEY. WANT. YOU' bit from In_The_Navy-The_Village_People.mp3 🚀😔

[appleisoffline]

Finished Project Hail Mary page!! I love this movie so much oh my stars

[may-mind]

Weas guatonas

[em0goose]

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[shibascrem]

Gotta Find Me a Future Part Two: Dawn

Without further ado, @theashemarie , @katiemonz, @squidthusiast, and I present part two of Gotta Find Me a Future. Due to Tumblr's posting restrictions of only 30 images per post, we have to split this release into two (2) posts. If you would like to read Part One: Sunset, the link is here: CLICK HERE THIS IS THE FIRST HALF OF PART TWO: DAWN. THE LINK TO THE SECOND HALF IS HERE: CLICK HERE

THE LINK TO THE SECOND HALF IS HERE: CLICK HERE