BREAKING NEW GROUND

[hostilemuppet]

How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[fantasticfables]

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

[fantasticfables]

this one

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

[prussianmaple]

[charlesoberonn]

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[hollowboobtheory]

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

[handoverthehands-deactivated202]

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

[pyromania2014]

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

[charlesoberonn]

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

[that-is-not-milk]

what happened on this post

[basinke]

EVERYTHING

[rockhardgeologist]

[bienenkiste]

and i'm proud of y'all

[markv5]

Когда приехал от бабушки

[dustingrayves]

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

[valtsv]

[rodrickheffeley]

menthol illwess innit

[rodrickheffeley]

celebrities watching parasite be like

[rodrickheffeley]

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

[regnum-lab]

[omgthatdress]

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

[hustlerose]

i might just fuck around and put a loaf of bread, a wedge of cheese, and an apple into a handkerchief, tie it to a stick, and hop on a freight train headed west 

[may]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[hedyke-remaking]

[lambrook-moved-deactivated20191]

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

[angel-of-smol-death-deactivated]

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

[amvs]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

[carudamon119]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait