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Hollanova where the first time they meet Shane isn’t wearing any makeup but every time after that she’s fully in her repressed feminine with a full face and Lilya is going INSANE like “did I hallucinate?” “Where are the freckles??” And finally when Shane answers the door bare faced (you will murder me; maybe!!) Lilya goes insane again because what do you MEAN that she’s so frickin cute and sexy and mad and makeup should be outlawed!
Stay Down (Chapter 2)
"There are bows on it too, yes?" Liliya pressed. "Or a little flower on the neckline?" Shane didn't answer, but that was an answer in itself. Shane's irritation flared. "Why are you making fun of me?" She hated how whiny she sounded. "No, Jane, I think it is cute," Liliya assured her. "Adorable. You are still pretending to be a girl." Her stomach dropped. "I am a girl," she said. Liliya said nothing, increasing Shane's panic. "I am. I'm not pretending." "You are not?" Liliya asked dryly.
Liliya calls Shane.
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day two of @hollanovaweek I really really like this one I hope you guys do too!
jane mostly being seen by the public as kinda  cutey if you will but lily thinking everything she does is sexy
lily mostly being seen by the public as sexy but jane thinking everything she does is very cute
(they ofc think each other is both cute and sexy but you get the point)
I think it's important that Jane is hot, just like Shane is hot in canon. It's not a secret. She's competent, she's Canada's golden girl, she's good with the press. She is everything the hockey world wants her to be. So I'm not sure if the public would see her and only think she's cute. That being said, I still think that Lilya views many mundane things that Jane wouldn't necessarily describe as particular sexy as incredibly sexy (Jane fixing stuff around the house, Jane folding laundry, Jane coming back from the grocery store.... there is a lot of potential).
Yes, I think Jane thinks Lilya is fucking hot, but there is so much more to her. The way she wrinkles her knows when she doesn't wanna admit something right away. The way she is around kids and animals. The way looks all soft and content when they wake up from a nap together.
I think they both love how competent the other is. They love to get to see the unguarded version of each other other people rarely get to see.
I do agree, they both think the of the other one as sexy AND cute! They are so fucking in love ahhhhh!
( Day 3 of @hollanovaweek . Prompt: Desired )
a little bit of fluff in these trying times ♡
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Do u think hollanova like to suck the strap or no??
Yes! Absolutely yes! Jane loves to suck Lilya's strap as if it were real. She gets all eager, especially because Lilya love to tell her how good Jane is taking her big cock. Telling her that she can’t wait to fuck her with her dick!
I don't think Lilya is as excited about sucking strap, he loves eating Janes pussy though!
"Yeah, the eyes. No spark, right?" INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 2, Episode 4: 'I Want You More Than Anything in the World' Season 3, Episode 5: 'New York'
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I have a very niche Shane-centric au, where in the midst of his post-retirement "What is my life's purpose" crisis, he gets a dog.
And Shane is obviously extremely strict about the dog's obedience training - this dog is so well trained he doesn't even beg for table scraps because he knows that's not allowed. The dog's diet is meticulous, his schedule is like clockwork. He's not allowed on the couches, CERTAINLY not on the bed. He puts Anya to shame with his absolutely perfect behaviour.
While researching activities Shane can do with his dog to tire him out, Shane discovers agility comeptetions. And Shane gets fixated on training his dog for these agility courses. Coaching children? No no, Shane is now this dog's personal coach. He is working this dog to the bone, he is training it like a MACHINE, they are winning competitions like crazy it is NUTS. And every so often, Ilya raises his concern that maybe Shane is getting a little too into it, but Ilya doesn't understand - Shane's dog is a winner. He HAS to compete.
And then during one of these competitions, Shane's dog fumbles the last leg of the course. He comes in second place. And it shouldn't be possible for this dog to understand that he's competing against other dogs, let alone that he didn't win, but somehow this dog is still slinking over all deferential towards Shane after his mistake, all big brown eyes, so desperately sorry, so totally dependent on Shane's approval, that Shane,,, kind of has a breakdown. He's weeping while he holds his dog in his arms and like, reassures him that he's a good boy, he's the best boy, that he knows he tried so so hard and that Shane is so very proud of him, a stupid ribbon doesn't even matter, Shane loves him so so much.
And then Shane gives up the comps permanently and just lets his dog run around chasing birds in the park and go for swims in the lake at the cottage and sleep most of the day away in sunny patches on the floor. Because he's a good boy who deserves it.
Yuna Hollander who also thinks her son might be gay, but is not as convinced as David, because she is the one who goes with Shane to nearly every single photo shoot and most of the ads he's filmed, and she has personally witnessed people of all genders and roles in the entertainment industry trying to flirt with various degrees of brazenness with her son and all had failed miserably. They were all met with the utmost indifference, David. Surely, if Shane is gay, there would have been a model or actor or hairdresser or make-up artist or light technician who would have caught his eye. And Shane is very polite and considered, but surely if he had been interested he would come up with some excuse so she'd have to give him some privacy and he could shoot his shot (he never has, but just in case, since trying to flirt with someone while your mom is in the room is weird, Yuna at least makes sure to come up with reasons to leave or avoid going at all as often as she can). Besides, David, we both know that boy can't lie to save his ass so there is no way he is managing to be all suave when someone he likes flirts with him. So, since he never shows the tiniest of reactions, Yuna's main theory is that yeah, Shane might not be into women, but it certainly looks like he isn't into men either.
And then years down the line, as Yuna Hollander is telling all of this to Ilya Rozanov, Ilya gleefully decides to clear this up, and tells her that well, you see, Shane isn't just super gay, he is also super bad at realizing when people are flirting with him. "In fact, Yuna, during the CCM shoot I had to..." And then Ilya never gets to finish that sentence because Shane jumps over a sofa and a table and tackles him to the ground to get him to shut up, shUT UP, ILYA, I swear to god I will divorce you right nOW.
honestly id be lying if i said i wasnt a big fan of this
i just think he would talk during movies
bisexual menace ilya rozanov (he looks so good here it's fucking crazy)
I feel like Ilya would definitely get some “ball and chain” type of comments regarding Shane and at one point he ends up in a group of guys who start ragging on him when he's thinking about heading out early, calling him whipped, joking about Shane having him on a tight leash, and Ilya ends up just saying, genuinely confused, “do you guys not like your wives?” There’s complete silence for a second before Ilya continues, “maybe you should give them the chance to find someone who actually enjoys spending time with them." And then he goes home to his husband, who also happens to be his favourite person in the world.
ilya who doesn't like spaghetti being like. timeshare husband with his snake 😔 bc even if spaghetti doesn't leave shane's person when he's out, that means *ilya* can't be on shane's person at that moment 😔
shane just chilling with spaghetti like a necklace and holding up the edge of his blanket in offer of a cuddle while they watch a movie and ilya just *glance up to spaghetti who is WATCHING HIM, he KNOWS IT* "i think maybe i am too warm right now. maybe later."
and is now lowkey salty at the cold end of the couch because a SNAKE is getting cuddles from his boyfriend rn. >:(
NOT THE SPAGHETTI OFFENSIVE
the one bit ilya willingly takes to the snake is when they have spaghetti (the food) for dinner and ilya goes to the door of spaghetti's room to go, "spaghetti, your father is serving your people for dinner. his love is not true." and then he shuts the door while shane complains loudly about him telling lies to his snake.
corn snakes can live 15-25 years in captivity if they're well cared for, and now im thinking about ilya meeting spaghetti the snake. quick search says 2hr car travel is doable for a snake so I could see shane taking it with him to the cottage and this is where ilya first meets spaghetti in my mind. crucially shane never really told ilya about spaghetti so he finds out after they fuck. (bonus points if ilya finds the frozen rodents before he sees spaghetti. "hollander what the fuck do you have frozen mice for?????")
the idea of shane having a separate small fridge in the garage where he keeps frozen mice for spaghetti, but this means when ilya asks about it in passing while shane is looking for water shoes, he's distracted and just goes, "oh, drinks and spaghetti" and ilya just ??? you have?? freezer just for pasta????? actually no this sounds like a Rule you would make yeah sure why not.
but on day three they're napping on the deck, ilya wakes first, decides to get something to eat, and remembers there is A Spaghetti Freezer, and opens it to find??? fucking frozen mice?? oh my god he is out in the wild with a canadian serial killer????
significantly, ilya is on the yuna end of the spectrum when it comes to spaghetti. he'll tough it out because he doesn't want to look like a chicken and also it's clear that shane really loves this snake (for WHAT reason, hollander. is a snake.), but he and spaghetti live in a system of mutual avoidance. ilya doesn't go in spaghetti's room. spaghetti doesn't roam from shane's person when he's out. under such conditions is peace achieved.
god shane clocking ilya's eeeeehhhhhh about spaghetti after the loon thing happened and just "quick question: any animals you AREN'T a little bitch about?"
Psst… I got some new Hollanov filth over on AO3 dot com —> HERE
