N. Rapture, Darling

Mind the lack of attention, I’m a busy man

[miss-twila]

@slemhosta's Rosch's thoughts on people inspired me to make one for Nova!

(I think I got everyone she knows! OC wise anyways!)

@dr-narcissa-igma

@bhedd

@nthropoid

@ctruzz

@askfordoodles

@cathasacrayon

@biancabilby

@lee-hoots

@herr-zyme

@n-odious-tropy

@drscurvy

@vriesea-wiesea

@doctor-rosch

@lightningclaw13

[n-rapture-advises]

Huh…

Well I do my best to upkeep my hair

[dr-narcissa-igma]

...Well, I'm back. Did you miss me?

[n-rapture-advises]

Oh my word-

HIIIIIIII FLOREEEENCE!

Oh! It’s been so long, I thought you left the islands altogether. Haha! Oh what a shame that would have been..

[n-rapture-advises]

…Oh is it that time of the year already?

[asksiddy]

You know, sometimes i wish we'd go back to using frilly dresses and having tea parties in the afternoon. I'm so done with all of this clean girl aesthetic, add some color to your life!

[nova-chant]

YES! I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE! You should see my home, every shelf is filled with lil things!

And why not go back? How about we just start our own little teaparty sessions, we can dress up and all :D

[asksiddy]

You had me at "tea party" ✨

How about we make it so every session we try a different kind of tea? Keeps things interesting~

[nova-chant]

Oooh! An excuse to make more tea? Absolutely!

I could even make some little treats! Just give me a date and place and I'll be there!

[asksiddy]

Hmm, I could make some time in the afternoon tomorrow if you don't mind the short notice. I mean we already have the dresses don't we?~ ✨

[nova-chant]

No problem with me!

I'll get some snacks made up ready. So exciting!

[n-rapture-advises]

…A tea party, you say? Trinkets? Frilly dresses??

And all without me?

[nova-chant]

Oh no, you're more then welcome to join!

I believe Sidious has invited someone else too, so the more the merrier!

[n-rapture-advises]

Oh yes! I’m reading up as we text- Vriesea, is it? Marvelous! I do hope they enjoy a toasted chai- Ooh! I also have this lovely ginger lemon tea as well-

[asksiddy]

You know, sometimes i wish we'd go back to using frilly dresses and having tea parties in the afternoon. I'm so done with all of this clean girl aesthetic, add some color to your life!

[nova-chant]

YES! I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE! You should see my home, every shelf is filled with lil things!

And why not go back? How about we just start our own little teaparty sessions, we can dress up and all :D

[asksiddy]

You had me at "tea party" ✨

How about we make it so every session we try a different kind of tea? Keeps things interesting~

[nova-chant]

Oooh! An excuse to make more tea? Absolutely!

I could even make some little treats! Just give me a date and place and I'll be there!

[asksiddy]

Hmm, I could make some time in the afternoon tomorrow if you don't mind the short notice. I mean we already have the dresses don't we?~ ✨

[nova-chant]

No problem with me!

I'll get some snacks made up ready. So exciting!

[n-rapture-advises]

…A tea party, you say? Trinkets? Frilly dresses??

And all without me?

[n-rapture-advises]

Just came back from my trip to Ireland, what on earth is going on?

[n-rapture-advises]

Heeey..! Rapture! What’s uuup- cool, cool. Um. Just popping in to ask, do you think someone could become part fae? If they were to mix up their biological makeup with one?

Now, don’t freak out! I’m not trying to achieve this! Just asking! Theoretically!

Alright? Alright. Stay breezy. Or something.

-Rosch

…

Well..

Fae are more tricky. It’s not something to earn, but rather be.

Initially, they are omens of death, children are susceptible to their sightings because they believe in what tales are told to them, rather than seeing the truth… Some even see them as trickster angels, who are too mischievous for heaven, but too kind for hell.

… but why would you ever want to be so despised?

[n-rapture-advises]

On a lighter note, there were the most charming bunch of fae I met at a festival not too long ago, and they gave me bags of trinkets and treats with numbers on them!

[the-ghost-mask]

Trinkets??

[n-rapture-advises]

Yes! Little Knick knacks and doodads! Trinkets!!! Oh I simply adore little things! It could be anything! An acorn cap, a rubber duck, old bones, anything shiny and makes the most wonderful sounds in a purse or pocket!

[the-ghost-mask]

Oh... So you like me too? I'm shiny....Pink... Little..

[n-rapture-advises]

I’m actually more neutral about you than anything else. You haven’t caused me any strife, and neither have you really benefited me in any way shape or form.

Also you’re sentient, and a deity of… I believe the dead? I don’t real know your premise-

But hey! Neutral is probably the best thing you could be with fae! Not on our good side, where we hand out gifts and expect something in return; and neither bad, where we might make life more agonizing beyond reality!

[n-rapture-advises]

On a lighter note, there were the most charming bunch of fae I met at a festival not too long ago, and they gave me bags of trinkets and treats with numbers on them!

[the-ghost-mask]

Trinkets??

[n-rapture-advises]

Yes! Little Knick knacks and doodads! Trinkets!!! Oh I simply adore little things! It could be anything! An acorn cap, a rubber duck, old bones, anything shiny and makes the most wonderful sounds in a purse or pocket!

[n-rapture-advises]

On a lighter note, there were the most charming bunch of fae I met at a festival not too long ago, and they gave me bags of trinkets and treats with numbers on them!

[asksiddy]

Quite ironic for a social media star to have taken such a big hiatus am i right?

I do have an explanation though! I was...Busy-

Busy being a icon outside of social media~ ✨

[n-rapture-advises]

I am rapidly approaching your location✨

[n-rapture-advises]

Dreadfully late, but I do still wish the lot a Jolly Month of Pride!

[dr-narcissa-igma]

It's been getting incredibly cold on the Australian mainland as of late. Personally, I don't miss the harsh winters. 8 degrees Celsius at night is MADNESS. I'm surprised I didn't freeze solid back when I lived there!

[n-rapture-advises]

…only 8?..

[cathasacrayon]

The corn man is... corn, right..?

That's why he's yellow and smells the way he does, correct?

[n-odious-tropy]

I don't believe so. Then again, with the territory of interdimensonal travel I can suspend my disbelief and entertain the notion. Suppose you could always bite him and find out for yourself, but I would hardly ask you to subject yourself to such torture. I'm sure he wouldn't taste pleasant.

[cathasacrayon]

See I thought about a taste test, but I got distracted after I found his bedroom.

[cortexrules]

Talk all that you want! Just know that I milked the last guy who tried to dominate me. I milked him good!

[n-rapture-advises]

…

Hello?????

[n-rapture-advises]

…

So, a minor update…

I’m just… I’m just going to mind my business when I’m given letters…

[dr-narcissa-igma]

[A box appears at the doorstep in the dead of night, no sound, no traces, it simply appears into sight, along with a pretty orange bow, with a little flu virus tag on it]

“I hope this is the right fit, let me know if the measurements are off or if the texture is gross.

-N.R”

(Narcissa's security system picks up on the box, scanning it and examining it thoroughly to ensure that it's safe. After confirming the box holds no suspicious items, Narcy pops her head out of her bunker hatch to take a look at it.)

...Hm. N.R... They're the initials of the fae-like person that showed up on the island a while ago, right? I don't trust them... but the gift was cleared to be safe. I suppose if it's booby trapped I can always burn it.

(Narcy opens the box carefully, exercising caution.)

[n-rapture-advises]

[it was a dress, medium length and fairly classy. The texture feels unfamiliar, but rather pleasant, smooth with a cool touch to it.the pattern itself is rather intricate as well, beading that looked adjacent to a lava lamp-oh my goodness is that a tiara?]

[cortexrules]

Why do you fight odious? maybe you have things in common and dont need to fight

Of course, a brilliant mind such as mine isn't oblivious to the fact that even a seemingly sweet apple can keep a rotten core (remind me to tell you about the time N. Gin bit into the stone of a peach someday. It was hilarious!). I mean, what is there not to admire about a man that puts his own ego above the lives and welfare of his supposed friends? And I thought I was evil! Respect!

The reason why I fight Odious is simply because he's a big jerk.

[cathasacrayon]

and cause you are a small 'jerk', there is a rivalry in place.

Makes sense.

[cortexrules]

Rivalry suggests there is some form of competition taking place. Which, there is not! Odious is more of a soothing hobby to me. Like knitting, or a pleasant stroll on the beach!

Not that I expect someone like you to understand, you... smaller jerk!

Ha! Take THAT!

Cortex out!

[n-odious-tropy]

Funny you seem to have a penchant for quarreling with small furry creatures. Haven't learned from your mistakes have you? I do believe Hevos had very clearly outlined your track record of success in that endeavor.

But for someone with such a "brilliant" mind as yours, your memory seems to fail you. As I recall it, you were the one to spit in my face first. I was willing to extend the olive branch because all I wanted was to have an agreement in place in the event of a pirate uprising. Here I thought I was the disagreeable one, but you find entertainment in being boorish on purpose. You enjoy causing problems don't you?

As for the hobby comment, I'm beginning to fear you're enjoying my person a bit too much considering your most unusual desire to imprint a rather well endowed bosom on my image the other day. Oh please tell me you discarded it.

[cathasacrayon]

I'd say he's more likely to be suspicious with a cutout of himself over you, so you're safe.

[cortexrules]

Oh please! Get those honkers out of your head already! It was a one time gag! One where you left me hanging, by the way. Rude.

No wonder you can't think straight with your eyes glued to your own chest all the time. Get a grip, man! I'm the one who can't get the facts right? Allow me to erupt in delightful laughter! Ha-ha!

You, mister fuddy-duddy - when I found you, you were already half-buried in that pitiful hole you dug yourself! Me? I came along, and as the unstinting creature I am, offered my expertise and helping hand. Free of charge, no less! To think, a chance to learn from the absolute best!

And then you were mean to me! Totally uncalled for.

Not that it matters to me! You're the one sending your little friends into certain death in a war that you so easily can end right here and right now. I suppose you're getting some kind of kick out of it. Don't worry! I'm not judgey.

What more… there was something more… Oh, right. For Pete's sake, learn about a thing called critical thinking! That fleabag didn't even get the numbers right! No wonder the global information ecosystem has taken such a nosedive in integrity…

[cathasacrayon]

....

With all the hot air he spews, you'd think he would have popped by now.....

[cortexrules]

Do tell me about it one day @n-rapture-advises 💋💅

[n-rapture-advises]

Why, Dr. Cortex! I’m positively shocked at how you wouldn’t know! I mean really, for someone with an ego of a god, you don’t look in the mirror half as much as you should- you really should though, maybe then you can pluck out those gray hairs forming😘