There Is No One Specific Blog Topic.

I post what I want. I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

[minixmars]

I wanted to do a lil “Eddie fashion” doodle dump but uhm…. it kinda just turned into me figuring out all the different ways I can mash up movie Eddie and comics Eddie

[donna-diego]

“Are you gonna… you gonna eat anybody else?”

“Most likely.”

[venomtots]

So in Peter Parker: Spider-Man #13, Cletus Kasady is separated from the Carnage symbiote, and subsequently escapes prison, paints himself red, and runs around the town in his underwear trying to fight people.

[frankenbolt]

“I bet Miss doesn’t even read comics, who cares that much about not-Venom anyway?”

I know what I’m about, son.

[highlandvalley]

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/kiyanforootan

[ratcaves]

[ddhalia]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I wouldn’t even be scared of the first one, it looks like a delicious fruit roll up

[halumichan-deactivated20191022]

💮VENOM STICKERS💮 . I’m so excited to share these sticker designs with you guys and thanks for the amazing support you’ve given me over the past few weeks 😊

You can now purchase these stickers on my redbubble: halumichan.redbubble.com

If you ever do get a hold of them plse send me a picture I’d love to see how they turned out 😊

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[shi-karashi-deactivated20130914]

[razputinthecuteone]

[tonightshow]

Good lord.

[sque2013]

FREE THEM

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[idramaaddict]

AMEEN

[onevintagefuture]

YES PLEAAAASE

[johnzombi]

The LIGHT!

🕷✨🌟

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[squirrelstone]

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

[libraryoftheancients]

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

[i-am-a-fish-sucks]

hey @i-am-a-fish you suck!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

why would you say that😢

[i-am-a-fish-sucks]

well for starters you created a fake blog to insult you as a publicity stunt

[i-am-a-fish]

alright you got me there

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT