Finnish Christmas song topics
your brother died (Varpunen jouluaamuna)
your mother died (Konsta Jylhän joululaulu)
you are locked in a cage in a foreign country (Sylvian joululaulu)
life sucks and then you die, hi-ho (Hei tonttu-ukot hyppikää)
Baby Jesus freezes to death in the snow while humans stuff their faces indoors (Me käymme joulunviettohon)
Mary looks at Baby Jesus and has a vision of him crucified (Rauhaa, vain rauhaa)
Baby Jesus looks so peaceful on the manger, you know what, soon he will be executed (Heinillä härkien kaukalon)
Christmas elf has an existential crisis (Tonttu)
Bubbling under:
the whole family is drunk at Christmas dinner (Jouluaattona kännissä)
it snowed, it's beautiful, the homeless freeze to death under the bridges (Jos Helsinki on kaunis)
your friend went to war and promised to come back for Christmas, guess what, he's dead (Herra Melperin sotaanlähtö)
it snowed, it's beautiful, well you know what the black rotten leaves are still there waiting for the snow to melt (Musta, niljaisten lehtien kaupunki)
burglars dress up as Santas and rob the house when everyone is visiting relatives (Joulu on juhlista pahin)
