hey whats up

My name's Juan. I'm 26 I just reblog stuff.

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behold my ugly

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[dogpuppy]

[markatoto]

dodge this

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[applefield]

by Peach Momoko

[angelicguy]

me to my uncle every time he gets paid

[angelicguy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[angelicguy]

i was working a woodfire pizza oven at a golf course in college when i wrote this, in case you ever doubted the puzzle that is my world

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[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[mr-deep-downer]

need

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[dogpuppy]

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