Naë

19 | genderfae | lesbian🏳️‍🌈

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

No matter how ridiculously the analogy for ableism, someone is actually doing it

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[tvandfilm]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[blumineck]

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

Go Check out Neet- she’s awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

[fishgrrrl]

Imagining eva stratt bullying an optometrist into making like four extra pairs of glasses with grace’s prescription just in case.

Imagining carl bringing up that eyesight can change over time on the jet flight back and eva turning their plane around, marching back into the building, and changing her order because god forbid her scientist isn’t able to see all his important science stuff.

Imagining grace floating around with cracked glasses that don’t really work that well for most of his flight back to erid until he digs to the bottom of the storage area and finds a small pack with like 6 pairs of glasses with slightly different prescriptions.

Imagining rocky bullying grace saying ‘just learn echolocation statement’

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[markscherz]

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKELETON OF A RAIN FROG? [X]

[ask-crow-aus]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE RIBS

HUH

[markscherz]

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

[marquisdesas]

Saw this post and immediately had a vision

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

[sevri-7]

Just rewatched project Hail Mary for the third time and I just wanna give some grace to Carl

I’ve seen a lot of people say that Carl betrayed Grace on his last day on earth and I gotta say that no, Carl didn’t betrayed Grace. No even close.

Imagine for a second that after losing a part of the original space team you hear from your boss that your friend, a guy that humoured your dumb and incredibly uninformed ideas about a alien cell that is eating your plants sun, your friend who joked about making a baby with you, your friend who is probably the kindest smartest person you know and probably will ever know for the rest of your life is going to get sent on a suicide mission to space.

Of course you know that he’s the only person that can do it, you know that he can do it, and you know that’s there’s no way he’s gonna go without a fight.

You are in charge of the team that has to chase him down after he ran, you are probably the last person from earth he will ever hear from again so as he begs for mercy, he yells your name his voice breaking as he slowly fade out of consciousness, all you can do for him is to tell him that you believe in him, and that he’ll do great.

And he calls for you, and his words start to slur and he calls, and he reaches for you and you can’t help him, you can’t save him, all you can do is believe in him.

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[normanscupcake]

Thxx, @gingermatchalatte 🫶💕💕

@bubblepeep @strawberrycherrycola @l0ngdog @wintersldier @coconutprincesspassion @xoxycodonex @kwatzaya @fawnzquee @ilegalyungjaws @pinkcottonberry @angeldel-rey

There are so many more moots to this list, just know I love ya all 😭🙏💕🫶

[strawberrycherrycola]

Thank you sm! @normanscupcake 💋💗

@popecodysgirl @sleepingbeautiiies @cuti3-81 @andrewpuppycody @jackabbotsarms @sabrinajamesluvbot @princessofphiladelphia @babystrwberry

There’s more to this list but these blogs come to mind!! 🪽💘

[popecodysgirl]

tysm for the tag @strawberrycherrycola ily mwah 😘🫶

@shoniebalognie @robinavitchslut @ceriseangels @mariasont @whatif-ialreadydid @lostalioth @mast3rbait3r @mahoganybimbo @romantic-insomniac @atlaslapis @mysatnin @lanadelreyylover @baransdollie @neverendingdreamers @tanely @80sfilmclub @lavenderchaise @iheartshawn @wistfulyears @in-ky

i'm probably missing some moots but i love you all so much!!! you're the best 🫶

[mast3rbait3r]

thank you for the tag, baby <3 @popecodysgirl

my loves :3

@whitakersbabymama @in-ky @romantic-insomniac @nightpitt @yuyuch3rry @neverendingdreamers @m4mm4ls @theariespov @baransdollie @mariasont @di1fluvr @honimoon @froggyzworld @dirtygir1 @wistfulyears @grimgasm @groovyangelkisses @sunbonesss

[groovyangelkisses]

thank you for the tag angel, mwah!💋 — @mast3rbait3r

a few cuties that i looveee seeing on my dash—

@romantic-insomniac @in-ky @nightpitt @mochapuppy @ceriseangels @j4ckr4bbits @lovaeir @moodyabbott @lipsliketangerines @dollsonlyhurt @cherrywineisawaltz @sugartalkingwrites @lostalioth @missmanlykink @misspossexxive 😽

[missmanlykink]

awww thanks for the tag <33 — @groovyangelkisses

some of my fav writers and moots 💕 love u guyss:

@mayhemi @s4ngel @str4wbsstuff @deansdeer @j4ckr4bbits @ccandlehead @murdrdocs @hanasnx @midniqhtt @wistfulyears @pittsick @pinksplace @avashifts06 @kill3ill @kryptidfiles @kissophile @dirtygir1

[ccandlehead]

omg i am so honoured !!!!!! heres my favourite writer mooties i can think of off the top of my head i love seeing you guys post pls never stop !! if you have no fans then i am DEAD .

@zeyz444 @cassieskitty @sprale-is-so-freaky @basicasfusername @gragrace @nllanver @nebulamor @brutalizermp3 @lobotomymutt @str4wbsstuff @saphicangel @littlexdeaths @yurivoid

[saphicangel]

aww tabs ilysm :(( and i actually love every single one of my moots with my whole heart, these are just a few of my writer moots straight off the top of my head. you are all so incredibly talented ily !!

@starduszt @amourrs @yurivoid @letmebeurbaby @elleloquently @elliesadore @satellitespinner @m0on1ight1 @thechocodoll @imelliesgf @lesmerri @littlexdeaths @coldcoffierattowl @coveystrings @darlingofthecrypt @ch-4-eri

[lesmerri]

Omg ilyyyy 😽😽😽 about to list all my moots i can think of bc i can’t commit to just a few and I love all of you even if we don’t actively interact <3

@punkismm @yurivoid @elsfawns @requiemdesreves @rhiannonsknife @thechocodoll @isaellie @imelliesgf @pqorcelain @satoriee @fortunxa @shimrkiss @dolirust @dramagodesss @grotesquevi @kiku-o @letmebeurbaby @leilune @crimsonprose @c4sings6 @coveystrings @coveystrings @cinnamongirlsev @baransdollie @blessedjinx777 @maybeitsjay @marioandluigigi @m0on1ight1 @starduszt @stungjinx @straporccio

[maybeitsjay]

Thank you merri, you're so amazing !!

All my mooties (that I can think of) because you guys are so sweet and awesome!!!!

@isaellie @mwahbabe @iceprincess333 @almadellie @les4elliewilliams and I'm gonna tag you again @lesmerri

[almadellie]

i love u jay 😊

@antlerlein @tamsanni @imelliesgf @maybeitsjay @dearbaes @naexdreams @miaumiudoll @asapcity @coveystrings

[naexdreams]

Awww thanks!

@multi-fandom-imagine @alyxgeeks @mirubida @nidoole and all my mutuals but I can't remember all of y'all's usernames, I'm sorry 🥲

[bebx]

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[wiisagi-maiingan]

It is actually a huge red flag when people list their goldstone or opalite pieces as "natural." These are glass gemstones, completely man-made, and anyone trying to sell them as a "natural" stone is either lying to customers or doesn't know enough about how their own products are being sourced and produced.

[snailchimera]

I was once in a tourist trap adjacent rock shop and spotted some little pieces of very pretty blue aventurine (goldstone) glass. (There is also a natural rock called aventurine. That's an entirely different thing.) By sheer coincidence I had been reading about the history and production of aventurine recently, so I excitedly picked up a piece and started telling my friend about it. It's cool stuff! Metal oxides are mixed into the glass at extremely high temperatures, then kept in a low oxygen environment, allowing tiny crystals of metal to precipitate out throughout the glass. The type of oxide determines the color. Copper makes the golden-reddish classic goldstone, while cobalt, manganese, and chromium make blue, purple, and green. (The latter three are all typically extremely dark, and "blue" aventurine often looks like an incredibly deep black.) Though the process we know was invented in Venice in the 17th century, examples of aventurine dating back as far as the 13th or 12th have been found in Persia, where it was apparently used to make Islamic prayer/protection amulets.

Anyway I'm in the middle of yammering about this when I realize the woman at the checkout counter, who I believe also owns the place, is glaring daggers at me. I am autistic. I am not good at noticing or correctly identifying death glares. This was obvious enough for me to pick up. I falter to an awkward stop, midsentence, and there is a moment of dead silence.

Then she snaps, "well the copper is natural. It has the natural properties of copper."

(Again, it was blue, so it actually had "the natural properties" of cobalt, whatever that means. Mostly it is glass, and has the properties of glass.)

I wasn't insulting the aventurine! I was being very enthusiastic about it! If anything I was doing an impromptu sales pitch, pointing out how the irregularly distributed glittering crystals in the blue-black glass created a sense of depth that made it look like stars in a low-light night sky, talking about how difficult it is to make and what an interesting history it has! But she was so mad.

Aside from being kinda scummy, it's just sad. Aventurine glass is such a cool material, and it's beautiful. People should be able to appreciate it for what it is.