[najitoe]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[notahorseindisguise]

really dont wanna jinx it but good things mayyy be coming my way.... we'll wait until they shut the plane doors before i confirm anything...

[notahorseindisguise]

theres still a chance.... not celebrating until we start moving......

[notahorseindisguise]

UPDATE the doors are CLOSED and i have a ROW to MYSELF

[notahorseindisguise]

FUCK!

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[linchen-nn]

peak 3th place match idk if i even want to watch a final now

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[prairiedeath]

[cryptotheism]

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[yesornopolls]

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 20

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