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s w i t c h ↳ also known as the girl of your dreams. i'm a sad girl without pretty face. i'm not rebellious enough for anarchies. and certainly, not aesthetic enough for art.  ❝ these are the silver-headed queens you never thought you'd win. ❞ ▸ not a bitch of anybody but me. ▸ badassery is not my middle name. ▸ generally a stereotypical non-stereotype. ▸ a thousand percent dedicated voltron trash ▸ my spirit animal: space babe keith koGAYne ▸ i'm asian, i assure you, i can eat some pussy. ▸ i put c in rude bitch to make it crude bitch. ▸ i'm obsessed with code gay-ass, oops, geass. ▸ fuck a duck, i'm a nice person i swear.

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fiendfyre + draco malfoy

this took me like 15 minutes and i was angry while drawing it

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because i havent seen any drarry kill your darlings au yet

they’re at hogwarts post-voldemort and they cope through poetry? idk i just want a scene where harry tours first years around the castle and malfoy’s gonna be disruptive with his snark and penchant for poetic words like phallus

anyways

(yes i’m in my drarry phase right now sue me)

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real life klance? it’s more likely than you think!

one time i was at mcdonald’s and this annoying girl in the line cut me off, and she has the same shirt style as lance and a jacket eerily similar to him.

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voltron fanfic idea

its kinda angsty (?) lance’s niece and nephew —  nadia and sylvio wonder why their uncle spoke of voltron differently from how he spoke it to kids he taught. the way their uncle did with their family had inherent venom like he hated all things related to his time in space. years later, they want to find out more. the two set on an adventure around space along with their tio lance, tio hunk, their honorary tìo keith, and aunt pidge to really know more about their time with voltron —  and to help stop another brewing war. but mostly, they're there for the roadtrip.

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at this point in time im just having a very intense guessing game of IS IT KEITH FROM VOLTRON or IS IT NICO DI ANGELO FROM THE PJO SERIES??? when looking at fanarts 

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A VOLTRON FANFIC

a keith stan becomes annoyed by lance stans and a lance stan becomes annoyed by keith stans. somehow they both end up on debate about which character is more valid and ends up being rivals. somehow they become close friends,

and

perhaps

lovers.

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hello, im just beginning in art but i hope this todoroki shouto makes your day!! follow me on twitter

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JESUS CHRIST KEITH WAS A MULLET 👶!!

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jeremy shada and tom holland would probably get along pretty fucking swell

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so you mean to say keith has a mullet

and i can imagine blaster silonga from IV OF SPADES as that real life emo child?

[alphacrone]

the 7 deadly sins of being a writer

self-doubt

procrastination

sleep deprivation

jealousy

wailing (despair)

notebook lust

horrifying comma use

[lnevada]

Omgz you’re right…

[hannieschaftlover]

Lmao

[raven-reyes-of-sunshine]

God, horrifying comma use.

[seven-oomen]

Lucifer, Take me in Buddy

[justangrymacaroni]

Writers

Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!

Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I don’t even know if it’s good anymore. I haven’t slept in two days.

Writer says: Wow, real life’s getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.

Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up ‘til 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no one’s mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.

Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!

Writer means:  WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT

Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad it’s finally done!

Writer means: I don’t know if this is good or not. I honestly don’t fucking know. I’ve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldn’t look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but I’m not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.

Writer says: Thanks for reading!

Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me you’re out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.

Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)

Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You don’t know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER 

Writer says: What’s gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)

Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. What’s my plot? I don’t know. I feel no emotion.

Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!

Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear it’s the only thing that’s keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.

Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)

Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someone’s gonna die.

Writer says: I know I’ve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story! 

Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*

Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.

Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. It’s fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax and…wait……wait a second………..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot that’s totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leT’S FUCKING DO THIS

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me staring blankly at my wip: 

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me when i’ve figured it out: 

trying to write it:

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finally completing the scene: 

realising there are more scenes in your wip without openings: 

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my teacher wanted us to draw <i> noli me tangere</i> characters. and here you go. ALSO YES I GOT THE SPELING WRONG SUE ME.

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So this is my self indulgent AU, where all the Voltron pilots are women and they’re conveniently all my favourite women from the show lmao

In this AU, sharing and co-piloting lions is the norm. Pidge and Honerva share/co-pilot Green, Allura and Nyma share/co-pilot Blue, Krolia pilots Black, Acxa pilots Red, and Shay pilots Yellow.

💚💖💛🖤💙🧡💜

and seeing as armour doesn’t need to match the lion in the show, I took the opportunity to give them each their own individual colours dgfhg

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coran x krolia

a new voltron crackship. make it happen.