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[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[nala679rose]

The gluttoy the bible talked about.

[cherylblossom]

#Tyson saying that Percy was like his gift from the gods 😭

[nala679rose]

I have only read "the lighting theaf" (I don't think it's written like that, but okay) and from the three clips i have seen of Tyson, I know two things: he is my favourite living being in this show, and I am so sure he is going to die and leave me with the biggest, most nastiest scar I will ever have. Call me crazy, but I think he is dying. I think we're f*cked.

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Pink bow 🎀

- clarisse la rue x fem! reader

- synopsis - reader asks clarisse if she can tie ribbon around her bicep.

- establish relationship, fluff,

- AN : I remember seeing this trend on TikTok and I wanna write abt it. Also idk if yall knew this but I hc clarisse to have a body type similar to the one in the books kinda. Like she’s a little bigger kinda chubby but still has strong arms. Like the dad bod type body type, yk? Also hikey I might draw a scene from this fic bc I think it’s cute

Lunch had just begun, the morning had been preoccupied with clarisse leading the wrestling excersises today and you practicing archery.

Though instead of going to eat clarisse opted to take a nap before having to begin training of her own. If you wanna stay in shape you can’t ever have a rest day. Plus she didn’t feel like giving people the opportunity to make fun of her for slacking off or whatever.

The ares cabin was abnormally quiet today. Everyone was gone for once and this might have been the perfect scenario for a nap. That was until the light brush of someone hand jolted her awake.

“Who— [name] what are you doing?” She groaned confused, sitting up on her elbows.

“I have a question” you mused.

“No” she rolled her eyes and turned to go back to sleep.

You softly grabbed her shoulders and shook her. “Lise just hear me out.” She just groaned in response. “I wanna try something”

“Yeah?” She murmured. You held up some Lacey pink ribbion and a pair of scissors.

“I wanna tie a bow around your bicep.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“Because it would look cute.”

She rolled her eyes again but this time sat up. “What do I get out of this?”

“My love and affection” you smiled. To which clarisse responded “I already have that dork”

“Shut up and let me do this” you sighed. Giving in clarisse flexed her arm with ease. Children of ares were naturally stronger than other campers, and clarisse had always been a bigger girl, but that still didn’t stop you from being impressed by her arms. You moved to her side, still facing her, and comfortably leaned yourself against her legs.

Slowly you took the ribbon and measured her arms. Taking your time while you wrapped the pretty material around her. The soft pink against clarisses darker skin was such a pretty combo.

“Taking your time?” Clarisse asked sarcastically. You didn’t respond just continued. You knew clarisse didn’t actually mind, especially because you chose to wear a tank top today.

Once the ribbon was successfully tied you sighed and looked at your pretty work. You softly touched her arm, giving it a playfully squeeze. “You’re so pretty you know that Lise?”

She shook her head silently, looking away to hide the small blush on her cheeks. “Are you done?”

“Almost” you responded. You leaned over her body and reached for your bag which was on the floor. Grabbing your lipstick and mirror you began to apply your lip combo before placing an aesthetic kiss mark on her arm. Before she could retaliate you took a quick picture on your Polaroid.

“Really?” She complained, reaching to grab the photo but you pulled it away from her range. Clarisse didn’t particularly like photos and she didn’t like the idea of someone potiontally seeing her in such a vulnerable position.

“Now I’m done” you coyly spoke. Your cute smile only annoyed clarisse more. With your statement she flexed her arm more and broke the ribbon on her arm. You gave a playful frown, your handiwork all gone. “Well, I’ll let you get back to your nap” you sighed and fixed her hair, you knew she was still tired.

You got up and grabbed your things, giving the girl a sweet kiss on her cheeks until she moved her head so you’d kiss her lips. Clarisse held the kiss for a little longer then needed, when you pulled away she had a devious grin and you had an annoyed expression. “Go to bed”

“Yes maam” she replied. Though once you reached the door she spoke out. “Babe, show anyone that photo and you’re dead”

“Yeah I know” you giggled and finally left.

——

Little did she know you immediately showed silena the photo, both of you fan-girling over getting your partners to let you tie them up.

[hug-a-mermaid]

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

[nala679rose]

I have seen some posts about the vegetarian style of diet the Cullen's have, and how milk could fit in it perfectly, and I have taken it a step further. I have done the research.

The human blood is a combination of plasma, red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets. It also has various nutrients and up to 27 mg of iron at its maximum levels, although children need at least 0.27 mg, and adults need at least 8 mg. 

Assuming the vampires need the iron of the human blood, there are many foods that they could ingest. My personal favorite would be chocolate milk: apart from the flavour, it is the dairy and egg related product with the highest levels of iron (1.1mg), meaning, they would only need to drink between five and six liters to achieve the 27mg of iron. 

This is the best alternative of blood if their stomachs can only digest the liquids, but if they can “digest” the solid foods, their best bet are the oysters (5 to 8mg in 90g) and the tofu (5 to 6mg in 100g). 

This however, brings us to a trickier topic, digestion. Do they absorb the entirety of the blood and, therefore, not have the ability to do the digestion? If they don’t, what part of the blood do they absorb and how does their body get rid of the unnecessary liquid of their stomach? 

Going off the assumption that they do not digest the entirety of the blood, and that they “pee” the rest, we assume they can only digest liquids. The question of what part of the blood they need is our main focus now. If it is the nutrients and/or the iron of the human blood, the chocolate milk is their best bet. If it is the plasma –as some other franchises have mentioned–, then the milk is also a good alternative, for the milk plasma is similar, that is not equal, to the human plasma. The milk plasma cannot be used for medical purposes, but, maybe, to feed off it, can work.

Human technology has not yet reached the ability to manufacture the human plasma, but researchers use artificial, nutrient-rich solutions, such as saline mixed with albumin, for volume replacement. Which is funny, because the albumin has a very close relative in the milk, called lactalbumin. 

The conclusion is easy. If you need a dietetic substitute for the human blood, you should drink milk. It has much of the same nutrients, the highest levels of iron found in a liquid and almost the same components as the human blood. The only thing it does not have is platelets; those cannot be found anywhere else.

This research has been done an hour agou, just one hour of research, so it is probably not very well done, and probably has a lot of mistakes, but I couldn't not post it. Every time I tried to look up a different thing of the human blood the milk just kept coming up. I was laughing bad.

[blakellyl]

[nala679rose]

Same, please

[ma-ie]

me tryin to talk bob into letting me ride it until doomsday releases

[nala679rose]

"I want to give him things, like blowjobs and self esteem"

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[nala679rose]

Running horse? Ok now I am scared, I am rebloging.

[murasaki-cha]

"Astynax (the infant) was quiet and didn't cry when Odysseus was holding him and was even smiling and reaching out for him, because Odysseus was wearing his helmet, so he must have thought it was his father, Hector, picking him up."

Me after reading this take:

[nala679rose]

Are you telling me that the infant thought his own father was the one who threw him? If this baby thought Odysseus was Hector, then the last thoughts he had while falling where filled with fear and hurt because he believed his own father was killing him. Did he even knew what falling meant?

I am unwell.

[chaotic-fluff3]

One of my favorite things in the Harry Potter fandom is how we all *know* Lucius Malfoy is so fucking tired of hearing about Harry Potter.

It (of course) starts when Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, the gossip and hero worship (or hatred) he could not escape, he’s a well known public figure he needs to be able to socialize with the general population. It’s fine, he told himself, it will die down in a few years. Then I will be free of Potter.

Then comes his son’s first year. September 1st 1991 he gets a letter from his son. The first words are “Harry Potter refused to be my friend” nothing about the sorting besides a footnote. No he gets five paragraphs detailing his son’s interaction with Potter. It’s fine, he told himself, my son will eventually get over this (he never does). Then I will be free of Potter.

Then Voldemort is resurrected. And all he talks about is Harry Potter. Capturing him, torturing him, killing him. Doesn’t matter what the conversation starts as. It will always turn back to Harry Potter. It’s fine, he tells himself, my lord will eventually kill the boy. Then I will be free of Harry Potter.

The battle of Hogwarts. Harry Potter is dead. Lucius feels a deep sense of relief for the first time in roughly 8 years. His son can’t keep complaining about the boy, the dark lord has succeeded and the general public will surely be banned from speaking of the boy. He’s finally free.

And then. After being hit by a killing curse in front of his eyes. Harry Potter takes off his invisibility cloak and shows everyone he’s alive. And then he wins the war.

And Lucius dies a bit on the inside. Not because his lord is dead. Not because he will probably be locked away in Azkaban.

No. It’s because now more than ever, everyone will be talking about Harry Fucking Potter.

I’d like to believe it drove him to a mental breakdown.

(And then, post war he’s just chilling as a hermit or something, maybe in Azkaban, relieved that he can’t really talk to people so they can’t bring up Harry Potter. And his son walks in and says he wants to introduce his new boyfriend.

And it’s Harry. Fucking. Potter.

He tries to jump out a window.)

[nala679rose]

This is the best piece of artwork in all history

[nala679rose]

I don't usually publish anything, but I have found this out, and It is now my need to share it with the rest of the planet.

Rewatching Avatar (2009) I have found a small detail that maybe others didn't notice.

Neteyam dies by a shot in his chest, after coming back to save Spider, he gets shot by one of the marins and he spend like 15 minuts dying. And against all their hopes he dies and they end up having an awesome fight against the sky people and end up winning.

Does that sound familiar? Because it is!

Do you remember how Tsutey died in the first movie? He got shot, in hist chest, after getting in a human rocket, and while fighting them. He spends like 15 minutes dying, and everyone, including Jake and Neitiry, gather around him cannot save him, watching him die. And after this the have an awesome fight against the sky people and end up winning.

It is the exact same thing.

Neitiry an Jake had to watch their first born die the same exact way one of their friends or even best friend did years ago.

After all they has suffered, and after the war, they thought the finished, they thought that everything had ended. And after watching how the sky people come back to Pandora, AGAIN, they hope that things end up fine.

They leave their home after realising that they cannot protect everyone, they leave their homeland, the place they have raised their kids, for the sake of protecting them.

And they truly believed that that was it, but no, the sky people found them because they wanted to help their daughter after literally nearly dying, and now they are fighting against them all, again, fighting the same people, again, having them injure their loved ones again, and even watching them kill their loved ones, AGAIN, just to end up winnig, without them, again .

Yes, I think they had a dejavu when they saw their son shot in the center of his chest, and I firmly believe that their world went down, not only because they lost their first child in such brutal way (which is more than enough), bjt because they actually saw it coming, and they praided to Eywa to stop it from happening again, and it still happened, they saw their son dye just like their best friend from years ago did, the exxacg same thing.

And just to finish: a lot of people from the fandom say that Neteyam was actually a reincarnation of Tsutey. Which would men that he died the same way twice.

Good night.