[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

[draumboosky]

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

[draumboosky]

High quality addition to this post

[excitementshewrote]

[fxckbro]

when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[sailorsscouts-deactivated201709]

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

[sailorsscouts-deactivated201709]

[avengers-posts]

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

[wintersummer--3232]

I read this fanfic where this happened and now this is official and I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY

[memes-r-memes]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony installs heelys in peters suit for his birthday despite bitching about the ridiculousness of it to rhodey

the next sighting of iron man in public was… peculiar, and described by an eyewitness as “zooming past us and pulling that spiderman dude by his web behind him, and i SWEAR spiderman was gliding down the road at 200mph in fucking heelys as he was towed by tony fucking stark, why does no one believe me”

[rogue-alien]

i was bored

[reactionfaces]

[akron-squirrel]

[reactionfaces]

[with-practice]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[puto1-blog]

i have more followers than people at my school

[puto1-blog]

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there is a fish with a transparent head so its eyes can look through its own head

[careerchip-blog]

Happy New Year!

[animusrox]

[sexxyysoulaan]

If you’re reading this I hope in 2019 you get

Financial Stability

Love

Job oppotunities

To travel

Peace

[ceaseactivity]

wishlist

big sword 

big sheath for my big sword

RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[handheldfireflies]

Makes me want a hot dog real bad