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やっほ～！ＮＯＡです! // She/Her // Demi/Pan (,,◕ ⋏ ◕,,)☆ I like alot of things! Like you, you seem alright! Hope you like my blog☆彡 ✿♬ﾟ+.(｡◡‿◡)♪.+ﾟ♬✿。

[hanavbara]

barbie 💗 (and ken) ✨  #BarbieTheMovie

[hyrude]

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

[hyrude]

is no one going to reply “at least somebody’s getting their holes filled”? do i have to do everything myself? my god, am i the only person on this website? the only person alive? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello? i said im FILLING HOLES. IN MY WALL. WITH JOINT COMPOUND. and i am NOT DOING A GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[nitghowl1600]

Ok but if you keep watching, the FBI agent asks the professor how sure he is that the painting was the real deal and the professors says “I have two sons. I often wonder where they really came from. I don’t wonder where this painting comes from.”

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

HELLO??????

[muuunii]

[ready4uhnap]

I NEEDED TO DRAW FANART BECAUSE THIS IS SO CUTE

[greelin]

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

[beaft]

my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

[rapidashrider]

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

[nandemonoa]

Did a redraw of my twitch profile pic! It’s not crazy different but I am proud of the progress I’ve made as an artist since the original! Also, check out my twitch! twitch.tv/nandemoNOA

nandemoNOA - Twitch

nandemoNOA - Twitch

[materassassino]

Transparent Käärijä for your dash and all your transparent Käärijä purposes

[kuivamustekala]

#ah jes laitetaan tää mies tilanteisiin (x)

tää tagi inspiroi mua

[sphinxtherefore]

watching some ktla5 coverage of the wga strike and all the sudden—hell yeah, it's lou wilson

[saintxgerard]

My Chemical Romance is magic ✨

[ourlady0fsorrows-deactivated202]

friendship is dead 🪦

[mcr-heritage-posts]

date of origin: october 29, 2022.

[pierregaslays]

me watching the jury votes like

[wexregolden]

The five horsemen of Eurovision

[baenemy]

Character selection screen

[drogonstone]

If you want I can translate the chorus of this song: Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe, Edgar Allan, Edgar Allan

-Lithuanian commentator on Austria's song

[firefeatherftw]

fig really grabbed her 7ft tall crush by the chin and kissed her right on the lips. My girl said take what you want

[smokinghotpastorswife]

you say this like she didn’t literally jump out of a tree on a skateboard and throw up on a bush first after confessing love