lifts your nan

paramedic things, cats, etc.

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[jv]

Folks, for those of you who use Tumblr primarily from phones, stop everything you are doing right now and figure out how to turn off auto updates in the Tumblr app as soon as possible.

The web is fucked up, it's borderline unusable, but the apps haven't been updated yet.

[water-that-makes-the-frogs-gay]

On Android, go to the Play Store, click your account icon, go to Settings, click the Network Preferences menu, click Auto-update Apps, select don't auto-update

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[reaperkaneki]

tire pressure light came on while i was driving home last night, which is bullshit bc i topped them off pretty recently (came on a week ago bc of the cold) and they're still perfectly taut.

turns out when the light comes on and blinks a bunch before settling it indicates a problem with the sensor. learned this from google and had a shounen anime-style flashback ("when did--no, it can't be--!") to when i went over a particularly unpleasant manhole cover fifteen minutes earlier and Felt It.

then had another flashback, but distinctly more faded out and echoe-y, like from a multi-season mystery series where they remind you of some seemingly trivial detail from the first episode, of That One Relevant Tumblr Post, You Know The One

anyway the next morning i deliberately hit a small patch of uneven road on the way to work and voilà. no more light.

[reaperkaneki]

this one, for those unfamilar, btw

[official-michigan-posts]

yeah

[reaperkaneki]

IM NOT EVEN FROM MICHIGAN 😭😭

[official-michigan-posts]

nonsense

[reaperkaneki]

funny that this is still going around because we just had a spot of snow and Guess What Happened Again, And You'll Never Believe How I Fixed It This Time

[tchaikovskaya]

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

[tchaikovskaya]

I mean. Just devastating 😭

[tchaikovskaya]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[condensedvaporwave]

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

[condensedvaporwave]

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

[theprofessional-amateur]

I gotta add this one

[travalicious]

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[jackdaw-kraai]

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[queen-mihai]

Always reblog flash debate

[official-megumin]

on it boss

[zocomi]

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

[azeofspades]

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

[belphegor1982]

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

[p4nishers]

one of the most important things terry pratchett has taught me is that it's okay to be angry. no one has ever said that to me before. he taught me that anger was an engine. that you can use that anger. that it goes hand in hand with love. he taught me to never underestimate my anger, because it's one of my strongest points. he taught me genuine anger was one of the world’s great creative forces. he taught me i shouldn't be fighting my anger, but what caused it. he himself said rage underlines everything he wrote. i never heard anger talked about so openly like that before and it's freeing, i suppose, to realize you are truly, truly not alone in your rage at the world. you never were.

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[wilwheaton]

Gorsuch on Biden Supreme Court proposals: ‘Be careful’

The justice said an independent judiciary “means that when you're unpopular, you can get a fair hearing.”

Gorsuch is:

A deeply unpopular Justice (sic), sitting in a stolen seat, issuing thinly-veiled threats at anyone who would hold him accountable.

A weak and cowardly man, owned entirely by his wealthy benefactors, absolutely terrified of being knocked off his ill-gotten seat and held accountable for his blatant corruption.

Weird.

The corrupt and anti-American SCOTUS majority, nothing more than political activists cosplaying as Jurists, is terrified that We The People have had enough of their Star Chamber bullshit.

We’re coming for you, Neil. We’re taking our country back from you and your five co-conspirators. Be careful.

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[fluentisonus]

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before

[andletforsakendidodie]

perfect tags

[creature-wizard]

Whatever happens, two things remain true: 1. Trump might be distancing himself from Project 2025, but his Agenda 47, which is on his website, is basically the same thing. 2. Third party voting is useless without ranked choice voting; it's mathematically impossible to elect a third party candidate. DO NOT SPLIT THE VOTE.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Splitting the vote is what got him the white house in 2016. Russians helped with propaganda here and on social media. This has been proven.

Anyone discouraging you from voting is actively trying to suppress your vote. Don't fall for that shit.

Not voting is not boycotting. Boycotting requires preventing income, like boycotting Starbucks because they support Israel. Voting is your power, and by not using it you are giving up your power.

Republicans ALWAYS vote. They know if democrats always vote, there will be no republican wins, so they do whatever it takes to keep democrats from winning. That means removing people from the voting registry, reducing the number and places to vote, removing and reducing rhe number of ballot dropboxes, fake ballot dropboxes, propaganda, and even violence.

Vote blue! Yeah, no matter who. All the way down the ballot.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[goddessactuality]

[piningforthefjords]

Pierre Fouché. 1994.77 or Lebenslänglichen Explosionsglück, 2020.

Rayon chords from a World War II parachute.

[asmeesh]

Your daily reminder

[makkon]

it's official, genAI is now called PISS

[blbearslove]

[fatsexybitch]

Largest self portrait in the world

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Because you guys don't remember the classics

[onlytiktoks]

[redpandarascal]

now, obviously, I’m against having sex with animals for moral reasons, but a MANATEE? you think someone had sex with a manatee to completion? I think that’s unlikely simply for practical reasons, before you even factor in moral concerns.

They live UNDERWATER. Like, I’m looking into it and I GUESS they surface for intervals of 20 minutes, but it just kind of feels like this is the Mount Everest of beastiality (something incredibly challenging that you have no business trying to do in the first place)

[tymorrowland]

can I be gay in fallout 4?

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

Knowing Bethesda, probably

[fresnel149]

This was confirmed, but at the worst possible time. It was released that you would be able to romance any companion regardless of sex. However, at the time, the only confirmed companions were a Mr. Handy and the dog.