Burger Me Like One Of Your Fresh Boys

Side blog for you crazy cookies

[lilkakow]

Images created solely using mathematical equations by mathematical artist Hamid Naderi Yaganeh

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[mistystarshine]

@rooksacrifice

[cafeleningrad]

@ante--meridiem

[urgfvampy]

hold my harness?

[catsofyore]

Immortalized. Real photo postcard from my collection, no date/info.

[foxes-in-love]

[byjove]

people mad at the A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer because it looks like it doesn’t contain the GOT mandated amount of rape and torture and misery and might even be a little fun and silly but I’m stoked. BRAVE, JUST AND TALL KNIGHT YEAHHHHHHHH

[byjove]

the weakest Ser Duncan the Tall enjoyer > the strongest Aegon the Conqueror fanboy

[byjove]

now they’re mad it’s CONFIRMED to be ‘family friendly’ BITCH! It’s Dunk and Egg! I’M STOKED!

[byjove]

they’re complaining that the first episode was boring. presumably because it wasn’t 42 minutes of rape and torture and abject misery and made an effort to set the premise and tone and give us a little insight into the origins and motivations of the protagonist. you know, like a pilot episode is supposed to do.

[ozonecologne]

lol. lmao even

[willgrahamscock]

the funniest part of my trans journey is being horrendously depressed about not having a penis and having no clue that women don’t feel this way

[willgrahamscock]

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[passionpeachy]

an ode to nessie

[typhlonectes]

"Whale and Cat" by Boris Zachoder.

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[jstor]

A Brief History of Men Showing Leg - JSTOR Daily

The story of the modern suit begins with tight pants, as men’s legs became markers of class, civility, and sexuality.

Curious about the LEG-acy of the early modern suit? You've stumbled on the right post. 🦵

This new article in JSTOR Daily explains how fitted breeches and visible calves played an important role in shaping ideas about masculinity, class, and social belonging. The early modern suit developed alongside seventeenth- and eighteenth-century expectations about how men should appear in public, including how much of the body could be seen and how that body should be read by others.

Visible legs were closely tied to ideals of strength and grace. Well-shaped calves suggested physical capability and skill in dancing, both of which carried social implications. Pale, smooth silhouettes echoed classical art and reinforced ideas about refinement that were deeply shaped by race and empire.

If you’d like to see where the argument gets its legs, the article links directly to scholarly material on JSTOR.

[argumate]

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

[argumate]

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

[empanadazul]

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

[petranaradulovic]

not to be like i wrote that but… i wrote that

Pirates of the Caribbean is the ultimate girlhood fantasy

Forget Twilight: swashbuckling was the obsession

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[scenograph]

The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service (2006 art book)

[skeletonsonmars]

did you guys hear that cow tools is real now

[skeletonsonmars]

so awesomes

[vintagewildlife]

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[abyssalcaptain]