Nanny Seeking Sanity

When I was unexpectedly ejected from my retail job I decided my next source of income would not come from a heartless corporation with a shitty store in a snobby mall. Since then I have been a professional nanny. Here are the GIFS that show the highs, the...

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Well here it is - the completely sudden, totally out of the blue last post from NannySeekingSanity

It's been a crazy ride with years worth of GIF posts and hundreds of followers - you guys are the best and I love you all. It's been an unbelievable time.

My nannying jobs have come to an end and although I could keep posting I'd hate to have NannySeekingSanity die a slow death due to inactivity or neglect! I'll be keeping the many pages up for everyone's enjoyment but no new posts are coming. I know, it's breaking my heart too! 

Before I leave you, here are my parting words:

So long!

Farewell!

Auf wiedersehen!

Goodnight!

It's been great Tumblr!

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How I feel when I'm able to hide in the bathroom for a few minutes

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Every nanny thinks this at least once a day

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My feels when children do that crying-so-hard-they-start-gagging thing

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How I felt when I realize I've been working for a family for three years

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What I fear will happen when the six year old decides to be a daredevil on the jungle gym

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How I am when the parents say I can go home early

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What I'm thinking when the kids do something mean to me

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What I'm thinking when the kids say they don't want me to play with them

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Kids are constantly hungry

The kids:

Me:

The kids:

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What it's like being around children

They either smile because they're ridiculously happy or because they've done something they shouldn't have and are trying to cover their tracks

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My feels after a horrible day with the kids

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What it's like talking to children

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Why do kids think that never changing their clothes is fine? Do they not smell their own stink or do they enjoy it?

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My reaction when children tell me I'm mean in the early mornings

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The only reaction available to a person who has struggled to get a fussy baby to sleep and just as they put them down in the crib they wake up

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How I feel being near parents while they fight with each other