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iinanyan

Albus and Gellert when they finally have to fight

mysweetvillain

Dumbledore and the Chamber of Sartorial Secrets.

flapdoodle-comics

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

advanced-procrastination

@dwendog

dwendog

But, like, the other night, it wasn’t last minute, I wasn’t in a hurry, and TBH, it wasn’t even that important. Just really annoying when I realised that I’d wasted about 14 sheets of paper and a bunch of ink because it won’t play nice with my work computer.

beemojis

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

beemojis

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

hiddenlacuna

Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.

Cat claims fake mews.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.

cliffordmemes77-blog

play-doh-slut

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

cpunks

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

b99gif

Team pop and lock.

constablereggy

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

srsfunny

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

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“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

tealdeertamer

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

words4bloghere

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

showerthoughtsofficial

1 year and 4 months left of the 2010s

fjamie013

YouTube.com/fjamie013

flunkerlux

flatearthmemes

pbkdf2

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?

thatwasuzi

jennamourey

A Full Face of Rhinestones

lovepsychothefirst

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies