I am;

When was then last time you did something for the first time?

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[funnytwittertweets]

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite example of the domino effect

[ryan-sometimes]

Allow me to explain:

Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight

Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers

His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber

Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul

Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio

Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop

Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[switchingtogeico]

why is nobody talking about the fact that they spray painted a fully functional dress onto Bella Hadid

I have to edit this to add the video because apparently on tumblr mobile you can't add videos to reblogs which is so dumb but I'm not fibbing or exaggerating, they didn't put a real dress on her after the cut, you can read the article here for how they did it, and here is the video

why is everyone not screaming in unison rn

[sweet-trepanning-heretic]

Smh

Acting a fool as if Flint Lockwood hadn't already invented this in 2009

[theusedselftitled]

[politijohn]

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[thememedaddy]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[coolxatu]

unquenchable desire to be the protag in an indie film about teenage disillusionment

[dustiestsquid]

All of my problems are at ground level

[seongpinkhwa]

september…….honey……..angel……….please be kind

[stantler]

[mrhealyourgirl]

[real-uwu-hours]

[naps-and-spanking]

Hello?

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

this interaction killing me

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[unclefather]

[heedra]

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

[heedra]

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

[heedra]

people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence