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(@mercilessnaps ‘ main dumb blog lol)

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[agentduckorico]

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[spongehole]

*Racialized pedophilia

[redlanternavengerelf42]

I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

[lookingformyanchor]

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

[venusruledgirl]

Wow ok… drag em

[nikadd]

[nerdgul]

The true ally

[equius]

Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

[fixedyourmeme]

[shawnwasabi]

made a beat on the playstation 😎

[kirvia]

redraw ing a scene from the upd8 oh god its been 84 years

[heavensxfire]

I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!

Like

seriously

this

shit

is

AMAZING

AnD

so

FuCKinG

IMPORTANT!!!!

Don’t

even

trY

tO

Convince

mE

OTHERWISE!

THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!

[krystal-prisms]

These were literally my childhood

[small-town-spooks]

Look I’m a dude, but these movies are so important for girls to see. My younger sister adores them.

[skoghoul-deactivated20170707]

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

[electricxmayhem]

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

[dead-men-disco]

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

[electricxmayhem]

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

[itssoldier76]

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

[asianartiste]

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

i posted this on my twitter and it exploded so maybe u nerds will like it too

[tinymilkbastard]

[okpals]

handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

young boy:

AUHH

[napssssss]

AUHH

[hahahaharlequin]

Spider-Man: I hate you.

Wade, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[yourfavefucksclowns]

 clown fucker pride! 

purple - the creativity and colorfulness of clowns

pink - the rosey cheeks 

red - lust 

yellow - the joy clowns bring

blue - the wisdom clowns hold

[xagave]

Ay my guy ur art makes me 🥜, but I’m not sure yiff you’re taking art commissions?

>Yiff

Yeah I’m takin them, head over here

[xagave]

Hi! I really love your artwork and would like to commission you for a sketchy of my fantroll, if you've got the time and will to do so. Is there a specific way you prefer to be contacted, or..? Sorry, I've never commissioned anyone before, so I don't really know the process for this lol Thanks if you respond!

Gasp!! Fantroll!! Let me draw your fantroll I love fantrolls!! You can IM me and I’ll give you all the deets to help you out c:

[therealraewest]

A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this

[therealraewest]

Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute

When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.

When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber’s side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.

Today, a man I’ve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he’s unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I’m home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.

Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker’s shift to end.

If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you’ve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE’S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not “taking initiative”. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.

I’m so tired of being terrified by men who think they’re being romantic.

[blackjackgabbiani]

“Every woman” you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Don’t presume to speak for others, and don’t make this a gendered issue either.

[therealraewest]

Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and they’re all telling you to fuck off