i dont wanna die but i do a lil ya feel

trace | aquarius | 19 | he/him

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squidyword]

is this real?

[delicious-dish]

Why does Miranda look the most photoshopped in?

[lopmon]

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[cherryseltzer]

my pussy pops reverely?

[byjove]

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.

[swain-the-stain]

- “The Road Not Taken”, (Robert Frost, 1916)

[mydeddyalabama]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Jason Vorrhees at the end of every Friday the 13th movie

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

La Vie En Rose playing from another room Edith Piaf

[paxvenezolana-deactivated201711]

Me standing on a gorgeous stone balcony outside of a grand ballroom, breathing in some fresh air because the fumes of the champagne and the loud joyous noise gave me slight sensory overload. The wind beautifully moves my gown.

[devon-aoki]

(cont.) My date comes outside to check up on me. We embrace, but just as he pulls me in closer, I flatulate. I scuff my heels against the concrete to mask the sound, but he knows. He pretends that he didn’t just get a whiff of it and kisses me anyway because he loves me.

[prettycelebsandcosplayers]

Bella Thorne

[ashleyjizzdale]

[geltoothpaste]

me caring is a publicity stunt

[lesbeet]

i think my biggest issue with this narrative that the q slur has been universally reclaimed is that it makes cishets feel as though they can use it to refer to us, and are in fact better, more progressive allies for doing so

like it makes me uncomfortable when other lgbt people use that word to refer to me, but that’s nothing compared to hearing it from well-meaning cishets who have been exposed to this idea that it’s like fully reclaimed and more correct and inclusive now, actually, because for me that experience is just being called a slur by my oppressor lol

that’s why things like Queer People and Queer Organizations and Queer Studies and Queer Literature make me uncomfortable! because it’s NOT fully-reclaimed and it’s giving cishets permission to call me a slur that i don’t even feel comfortable with being called by other lgbt people lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When you’re having fun, but then you remember your human fed you three minutes late last Tuesday.

[13chancess]

push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is all really good advice for dealing with long term depression and anxiety. It’s not gonna magically cure you, but I’ve pushed myself to incorporate a few of these things into my day to day routine and it helps

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Why is it always something?

Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something

[kisskissfuckshitup]

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[lisavanderpump]

[jame7t]

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[plasmalogical]

im the guy on the line in the factory who puts 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter

[overpricedvodka]

Too many of the gays really settled for and hyped up shitty music last year because that’s the only pop the kids were giving you. Leave that in 2017 and demand better for yourselves.

Don’t let these girls give you the same recycled tropical-lyte beat with an after-chorus breakdown, mediocre vocals with not even a 1-2 step. You grew up with Mariah, Britney, and Beyonce. Act like it.

[c-bassmeow]

FUCK!