Pinball Lizard

The martial axiom, the sex-death of language Unique in all the middle world

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[aquilaofarkham]

[vomitdodger]

Based

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Sometimes you have to wonder if your pets make active choices or if they sometimes just end up like that

[honorculture]

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[tomb-mold]

fire link with me

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

"Damn fine flask of estus."

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

I could do this all day. Apologies @tomb-mold

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[trainerdawn]

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

[trainerdawn]

[trainerdawn]

since making this post i have been informed about a few key points of this that i missed:

KingsIsle claims the person who sent out the hacked messages was actually not an employee

wizard101 memberships are free to all for the rest of September 2022 as compensation for this event

lots of people have let me know that i forgot to add one of the funniest parts of all of this:

[virtualgirladvance]

many of you definitely

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[medievaljournalist]

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

[parkchanwoohoo]