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{they/them} technoblade never dies

[moonkitty]

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

[billiewena]

the quote retweets on misha's tweet are NOT holding back oh my god

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with 'hi for the love of god hello' 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[apjvff]

Dear friends: Our love of blogging brought us together. Cherish these moments because in 10 years this will all be a memory.

[coolxatu]

heres to 10 years of blogging

[suppermariobroth]

A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

[kasaneteto]

ok what the fuck happened to blooper when mario tried to teach him to type

[ladybobofdoom]

[commiegoth]

[mybulletsurlove]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[wetchickenbreast]

[thememedaddy]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I'm going to kill myself for real

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[thesamepictureofford]

Follow If You Want To See This Picture Every Day

[sunfortune]

[luna-mistrunner]

fatphobia robs the world of all joy and I think the faster people accept that the faster we can like. Improve and progress as a society. I’m saying this extremely seriously. We have got to get past this. Fucking sick of it. People lose their lives and years to this. Whole generations were ruined by these ideas and expectations.

[luna-mistrunner]

people are being so fucking weird about this post I swear to fuck I’m literally talking about how being overly conscious about weight to the point of knowing no joy and being too self conscious and afraid to eat fucking cookies. Like shut the god damn hell up fatphobia needs to be discussed as something that destroys peoples’ ability to enjoy things with other people.

Eating and food are things that bring people together as a community and as friends. I’m talking about this explicitly — fatphobia is extremely bad and it was invented because someone somewhere wanted to sell you your own alienation so they could make more money on you being dissatisfied with something you have actually extremely little control over. Fatphobia is bad. Being discriminatory because of a natural body process is bad. That’s it. That’s the point of this post.

[grimelords]

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

[lemonsweet]

[sketchdeath]

you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

[retrogamingblog2]

free him

[chaoticprodigy]

HE’S FREE