name comes from a jarring fic pls stop asking

  made a side blog bc nart was clogging up my likes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i would say sasuke-centric but tbh shitpost-centric is more accurate. bleach posts are hoarded over here https://www.tumblr.com/blog/quarter-life-crysis

[shartingan]

i love the founders so much because just when you think you've had your fill of gay ninja drama in the main plot it turns out a bunch of ye olde gay ninjas had gay ninja drama so bad it rippled out into generational gay ninja drama. gay ninja drama generational curse.

[makesyouevil]

some naruto warmups/sketchdump 🍥

[vestatsk]

[artofjasonkang]

Havent posted here in years, but here is Naruto x Sasuke fanart from many years ago

[bhb10thousand]

Kakashi when he and Obito entered Kamui

[kurapikastits]

nagato and konan and yahiko came by their politics thru so much trial and error and they have such well formed ideologies or whatever meanwhile sasuke is literrally just strolling in late to the anarchocommie meeting and going. Ok. My beliefs are. That we should kill the heads of state in the street. and the kicker is that he is actually good enough to pull that off

[bengalisasuke]

- Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto

[alaylays]

string Sasuke was gone too soon

[tsunade]

the third hokage had a crystal ball and just used it to spy on ppl and it literally is only shown in like three scenes and we nver hear abt it again but im not kidding i think about that ball like. daily

[macabre-plants]

which filler episodes was this thrown into

[tsunade]

episode one

[kakashisolo]

[cloudabserk]

naruto is questioning everything he knows

[sasukeless]

hinata’s character set feminism back 50 years and naruhina was the ego boost incels did not need

[alaylays]

wock wee!

[bipeds]

gaara, typing out his twenty-third tumblr vent post of the night: im ugly and and my parents are dead which is probably the reason i was mildly unhinged in my youth

sasuke, reblogging it: me except i’m not ugly

[sasukeless]

narusasu is great because. naruto is a good nice guy to everyone but is a complete borderline level 12 patient when it comes to sasuke. meanwhile sasuke is psych ward escapee about everything but when it comes to naruto he acts like the universal cringy teen embarrassed to be crushing on his best friend

[sasukeless]

[cloudabserk]

what if grown up married sasuke and naruto met each others little kid selves … and showed them kindness…

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[orangelemonart]

Hold up just a sec before we revive everyone on the planet