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Hi there! About me? 19. German. Male. Studying Medicine 😁💉

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

HOLY SHIT

[doomtribble73]

Lol..

[powerburial]

tumblr elon musked themselves

[peterpandiedtoday]

But what about the world leaders? The presidents and kings, the prime ministers and generals? What will they do?

[pietriarchy]

[max-amber]

[soyouthinkyoucansee]

[wispsofsilk]

Café Kiss, by Ron Hicks

[tblmemesbr]

[why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name]

Oshit

[fortjester]

[actualmichelle]

:D

[candidcaleb]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[rad-roach]

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

[ginger-ale-official]

Tumblr made no nut November permanent

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[hustlerose]

maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.

[hustlerose]

i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done

[salty-red-mage]

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

[sebas-chan-butler]

Hahahah yeah

[ap-kinda-lit]

Hades: My brothers [Zeus & Poseidon] just banished me to the Underworld, so I’m starting a kickstarter to have them put down.

Hades: The benefits to killing them would be I would be locked out of Olympus less—

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[holmesianscholar]

How did u KNOW

[dominicpix]

waterfall-scotland

[theshitneyspears]

you are worthy of pure unconditional love, be patient

[badgyalmana]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[orotundmutt]

[fullmetalviolinist]

I’m so glad she’s guarding our galaxy