Anything

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[kingofthehilltoday]

Sexually and emotionally repressed Hank Hill manages to show more affection for his wife than Sasuke can manage for his.

[fishyswedes]

I mean you’re right but sasuke doesn’t have A LEFT ARM

[kingofthehilltoday]

THEN WHY DID HE STAND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS WIFE

[not-semi-perfect]

Cause he doesnt love her

[phillip-bankss]

tipping

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[pastelm00n-deactivated20190326]

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[rigormarcy]

Before and after smoking my gummy bear cigarette

[prokopetz]

It's actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I've been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don't even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!

[prokopetz]

I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.

[talbatross]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[safetynotguaranteedx]

[yasha-grecha]

beach episode

[strawberoniii]

Crying at this comment it's NOT FUNNY

[kilgarraara]

You and 90% of players danced with Flambae.

[razzle-dazzle97]

I LOVE THIS. ITS SO GOOD. IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE OG POST. YOURE SO TALENTED

[pwingless]

more dispatch shitposts courtesy of free time i don't have

[melonnabar]

HR is dead

[maxrowave]

flambae driving waterboy back home after a shift hes still pissed about that one time he hit waterboy hes going to get water everywhere silly silly

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....