You're Welcome.

Here. There. Everywhere.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[adonis-xx-deactivated20190218]

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

[damianmcgintleman]

[beyonslayed]

[bob-belcher]

[miiriya]

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[9-cats]

EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.

[suckfartz-deactivated20181213]

Farofa!!!!

[jolieing]

[damianmcgintleman]

[darkampharos]

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

[ficklesunfries]

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

[cosmic-noir]

[cooloptimisticprincess-deactiva]

Awwwww

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[limniads]

[nitro-nova-deactivated20180206]

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

“One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by,” says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. “She thought it was an actual homeless person.”

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

[xekstrin]

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

[fucking-meatball]

“Why are you in Hell?” “I called the cops on Jesus.”

[felinehypocritical]

“not all men” ur right. jim halpert would never treat me like this

[gif87a-com]

[slowfastslow]

Me and my sister lol

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[onlyblackgirl]

A hero.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true