[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[389]

Andy Harwood; ‘Adjust light (Ultramarine), 2022 synthetic polymer on canvas, 77cm x 61cm

[ringneckedpheasant]

watercolors by trans artist tuesday smilie

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Wooosh

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Wimdy for the old man

[targetedknowledge]

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[redavexat]

A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[huntermanor]

OP this is the funniest fucking pair of photos I've seen in my life thank you for this

[snkatcher]

Happy thursday everyone

[kingofthehilltoday]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY GET YOUR GRILL ON

[rainbrella]

today is no’s birthday! he’s 3!

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today