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[natm-incorrect-quotes]

Me: I'm am incorrect quotes blog!

Also me: posts a quote like once a year 😅

[zzoupz]

surprised I haven't seen this one yet

[zzoupz]

rkgk

woag. lesbeans...

[winechildd]

Save a horse

[rahiodead]

!!!!!!

[noknowshame]

If ancient Egyptians believed that the dead could view the world of the living through depictions of themselves does that mean Ramses II can see me when I watch Prince of Egypt

[noknowshame]

oh my god I just solved Night at the Museum lore

One of my top natm existential crises is "are the statues of historical figures actually those people? What makes them 'real' or not in a meaningful way?" but the tablet that brings the museum exhibits to life operates under ancient egyptian cosmology, so the fact that they believed statues of people were vessels through which their souls could see means that OF COURSE its the "real person", the tablet isn't just bringing statues to life its also allowing possession of the statue in body as well as in eye. Don't ask me what this implies about fictional characters like Lancelot or "incomplete" historical representations like Jedediah and Octavius that's not gonna send me anywhere normal

[roarrvr]

My fav childhood movie

[tinybitofgay]

What are your thoughts on historians saying Alexander the great and Hephaestion were just friends?

(Transcript:

Octavius: People are still debating?? Wasn't he literally known to participate in copious amounts of gay se—

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[54y34r-s4rch0ph4gu5]

When the teacher finally lets you go to the bathroom:

[thosesillytrains]

This joke has been in my head for 2 minutes

[bestofnone]

i feel like he has watched brokeback mountain a few too many times. that guy for sure knew what he was quoting.

[strawbxrryidiot]

[arttsuka]

💖

[tvandfilm]

Sir Lancelot, at your service. Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) dir. Shawn Levy

[grim-vs-lizard]

Lovers' Quarrel 💔: Gaius Octavius (NATM) vs. Jedediah Smith (Same media)

Octavius ❤️

Jedediah 💙

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

[ghoulishtomato]

Night at the Museum is really just Larry Daley coming to the Museum of Natural History and saying , "These motherfuckers ain't got any enrichment in their enclosures, of course they're misbehaving."

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

my turn!!