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Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cosmic Funnies
Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
Game of Thrones Daily
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
Claire Keane
NASA
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Congo - Brazzaville
seen from TĂĽrkiye
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seen from Iraq
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@natur-tle-20
Before the Winter Palace:
Josephine: I think if we start with...
Josephine: How many quiches do you have in your mouth?
Inquisitor [Muffled]: Five.
Inquisitor [Muffled]: I'll swallow them
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You can't convince me that the Inquisitor did not have to do extensive etiquette training before attending the Winter Palace with Josephine, Leliana and Vivienne
Josephine: Bull, why do you have your shirt off?
The Iron Bull: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one
Vivian Thorne: Luc, you think you and I were together in another timeline?
Lucanis: I don't know, probably
22 years ago...
Vivian Surana: You wanna smash?
Zevran Arainai: Hell yeah
(I've been playing Dragon Age Origins, I'm loving it)
solythal as tumblr text posts
taash: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
emmrich: Taash, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Cassandra to Sera, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Iron Bull, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Inky: That sounds so threatening…
Blackwall: The Wedding Games.
Dorian: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Sera: Beautiful.
Cassandra: Fuck all of you!
Crow!Rook: [opens door] After you.
Viago: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Crow!Rook: Okay. Well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.
Viago: Yes, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it-
Crow!Rook: [slaps him]
DA fandom: "fenders".
My deranged brain, every single time:
Slightly incorrect DATV quote
Solas: Inquisitor Lavellan.. is a good woman.
Lavellan (being on the edge of mental breakdown for the last 10 years):
Tell me I’m wrong.
Tell me I’m wrong.
My little headcanon after fight with Illario:
Lucanis: Viago, keep him out of trouble. Viago: I’m no miracle worker, but I’ll see what I can do. Lucanis: I trust you. If you managed to handle Rook, you’ll handle Illario too. crow!Rook: He's right Via… wait, what?
Solas: I made tea.
Rook: I don’t want tea.
Solas: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Rook: Then why are you telling me?
Solas: It is a conversation starter.
Rook: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Solas: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
*Vivian on a call with his brother*
Vivian: Your missus is pregnant again?! Ah, come on this needs to stop...
Vivian: Be happy for ya? You lot have already added 5 namedays to my year, not to mention how financially devastating this'll be for my Winter Solstice budget!
Vivian: What's this one gonna give ya that the last one couldn't- hello? HE HUNG UP ON ME?!
Vivian: Well, let's see how they like it- LUCANIS, MEET ME IN THE BEDROOM, WE'RE MAKING SEVENTEEN KIDS!!
Reference: Sgt Ducky, "Things Got A Little Weird On A Night Shift" video (watch it, it's very funny, I love Ducky)
This is why pinterest is a dangerous place.
lucavrin as tumblr text posts | 1/?
rook: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
lucanis: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
