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[roswellnmsource]

[phoebedynevors]

Zoë Kravitz as Rob in High Fidelity (2020) dir. Jesse Peretz

[hydro-homies]

Be careful with Jan

[surprisebitch]

please for the love of god.. dont EVER flush flushable wipes because theyre false advertising! i mean maybe just one at a time is fine but literally i had to unclog the toilet in the water closet and it just took ages before there was a sign of progress like i literally lost my appetite and food is the last thing on my mind rn. and i took off my glasses so i wouldnt see alot of details.. but im dying. just use toilet paper and tear them piece by piece then layer like 3 sheets on top of each other at a time or each time ya wipe. dont like pull a lot then roll it into a sheet. first of all its wasteful and second, it could cause a clog

[surprisebitch]

update: i was able to unclog it using a wire then vigorous plunging with a plunger. i also googled what liquid formula would be good to facilitate it and it said half cup of dish soap and keep pouring hot water.. i also disinfected the tools with hot water while at it. now the toilet smells like bleach and looks clean and we can now flush! 

TL;DR: i just successfully did a plumbing task by myself, so in tumblr terms, i am officially MASC

[karenkilgargif]

Kansas City live show - December 9, 2017 (Join the fan cult to listen to this episode!)

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[lux-morningstar]

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[bojackrewatch]

[gif87a-com]

[were-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat]

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[peacefulfall]

me on september first

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[henchmaxxing]

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

[rayy-the-sting]

Bitch if i ate any more salt id be the dead sea

[cashcutie]

born to be mild

[420moshdad]

*mediocre guitar solo*

[mental-health-memes]

[creepled]

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