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Need Some Pdx Friends
Hey guys and gals we are looking for Bi couples and fun people near pdx to hang out with and make friends. If your not creepy, a douche, or a creepy douche then hit us up.
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Portland
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Living in SE Portland!! Hmu if you wanna take someones anal virginity
Yes Indeed,
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Oregon city!
Reblog if you're from Oregon
Iâm just really curiousÂ
Yes
Yuppers
Yep
yes
Yep đ
Portland
Portland
Portland
Portland!
Portland
SE Portland
Eugene
Living in SE Portland!! Hmu if you wanna take someones anal virginity
Oregon city area
hey if youâve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.
Pacific Northwest Kinksters
If youâre into anything kinky and live in the PNW like/reblog this post đČâ€ïžđ»
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Todayâs Man Crush Monday isâŠCASTIEL
just sayinâŠ
Truth
When you first meet Daddy:
Any time when Daddy is speaking:
When Daddy says âyouâre beautifulâ:
When Daddy gets home:
When Daddy falls asleep:
When he says âyou want to be a good girl for Daddy, donât you?â:
When Daddy makes you a bubble bath:
When Daddy tells you ânoâ:
Yes!
Reblog if youâre naughty and from Portland!!!
Collars
For many submissives entering into the lifestyle a collar their main focus and one of the things they crave the most. Maybe it is this eager craving that has some rolling their eyes when an over excited submissive starts talking about a collar or how they want one. Even I have been guilty of having a sigh and thinking to myself âyou have no idea what a collar really meansâ. But thinking that is unfair to them and after all who am I to judge their relationships and their desires.
Your D/s relationship is what you and those involved in it want it to be. And a collar should be exactly the same. For some a collar has huge significance and meaning and is the symbol of their devotion and submission to their owner and carries a seriousness with it. But that doesnât mean everyone else has to see it that way.
There can be a certain level of prejudice when it comes to collars. Some think it has to be leather and locked in place. Some say only metal and locked will do. And if some had their way a submissive wouldnât be allowed to say she was collared unless she had carried out a million and 1 tasks to prove herself worthe of it in the eyes of others outside her relationship.
Does it really matter if someone is eager and overly excited to have a collar and be collared? Is it the place of those who have been in the lifestyle a while to roll their eyes at these submissives and think they see the collar with less seriousness than us? Were we any different when we came to the lifestyle?
To the lifestylerâs I would say, give the over excite and over eager a break. Let them enjoy their way of doing things. Itâs their relationship. And to those who think a collar needs to be something that is locked on around neck again please leave those who chose another symbol of their submission free to make that decision and not look down upon them for their choices.
I know I did the over eager over excited submissive thing when I first came to the lifestyle. The meaning of a collar changed for me the more I progressed as a submissive. It became something I knew I wanted but realised for me it needed to be only with the right Dom and have a commitment from both attached to it. While I have traditional leather collars and have a slight yearning for a locking metal collar I have instead a simple locked metal bracelet that my owner put around my wrist and which has stayed there for the last 5 years. It isnât fancy, it isnât in your face, it sets off the airport security sensors (which gives him a huge chuckle) but it is the symbol of my submission, dedication and commitment to him just as it is a symbol of his commitment to me. It works for us and at the end of the day that is all that matters.Â
Losing friends..
Friend: Hey! Wanna hang out today? Me: Canât, Hubby said no. Friend: What do you mean? Youâre an adult, arenât you? Me: Yes, I am. But His house, His rules. Friend: Thatâs ridiculous. Its your house too. Me: It may be my home, but itâs His house. Friend: That doesnât make sense. Thatâs stupid. Me: How is that stupid? Friend: You shouldnât let him control you. Me: You shouldnât tell me how to live my life. Friend: Iâm not, He is. Me: Thatâs right, because I married him. Friend: That doesnât make sense! Me: Why are we still friends? Friend: Wow. Youâve changed so much. Me: Thank you.
Being a submissive wife means that sometimes, your feminist friends just wonât get it, and youâll end up losing them because of it. If you donât understand my way of life, thatâs okay. Just donât insult it or call it stupid. I donât call you stupid for wanting to be like a man and have equal rights to a man. Youâre a woman. You shouldnât do the same things as a man. Its not natural. But I donât insult you because thatâs how you want to live your life.
I enjoy structure. And rules. And discipline when Iâm bad or out of line. It keeps my head on straight. It keeps me accountable for my actions. It makes me happy to know that my Husband sets rules, not just because He can, but because He knows what is best for me. Sometimes I give too much to too many people far too often. And I donât know when to give myself a break. He does. He sees me struggling. He sees when Iâm running on empty. And so He sets rules, like No friends today. Because He knows I need to recharge.
My Husband knows me better than anyone, better than I know myself. I trust His judgment far more than I trust my own. He adores me and only wants what is best for me in life. And I appreciate that more than I can explain. I am happy. The happiest Iâve ever been in my entire life. Donât try to bring me down because you live your life differently than I live mine.
And donât call my Husbands rules stupid.
Omg, this. Yes. I feel like Iâm losing friends because they donât understand how/why Iâm happy. Fuck âem.
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So you know in horror movies when the girl is like, âOh my God, thereâs something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see whatâs going on in the dark,â and youâre like, âWhat is your problem? Call the police,â and sheâs like, âOK,â but itâs too late because sheâs already getting murdered. Well, my storyâs kinda like that.
signs as nick miller quotes part II
Aries: Of course I make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Taurus: I wanna go to my room and do weird stuff on my computer.
Gemini: On the plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
Cancer: I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.
Leo: No part of this conversation is making me want to boil over with rage.
Virgo: I'm not convinced I know how to read: I've just memorized a lot of words.
Libra: I know this isn't going to end well, but the middle part is going to be awesome.
Scorpio: I don't deal with exes. They're part of the past. You burn their them swiftly and give their ashes to Poseidon.
Sagittarius: I'd give you a hug but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Capricorn: What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.
Aquarius: I don't believe dinosaurs ever existed. I've seen the science and I don't believe it.
Pisces: I'm thirty years old and I've peed in every pool I've ever been in. Every. Single. One.
Losing friends..
Friend: Hey! Wanna hang out today? Me: Canât, Hubby said no. Friend: What do you mean? Youâre an adult, arenât you? Me: Yes, I am. But His house, His rules. Friend: Thatâs ridiculous. Its your house too. Me: It may be my home, but itâs His house. Friend: That doesnât make sense. Thatâs stupid. Me: How is that stupid? Friend: You shouldnât let him control you. Me: You shouldnât tell me how to live my life. Friend: Iâm not, He is. Me: Thatâs right, because I married him. Friend: That doesnât make sense! Me: Why are we still friends? Friend: Wow. Youâve changed so much. Me: Thank you.
Being a submissive wife means that sometimes, your feminist friends just wonât get it, and youâll end up losing them because of it. If you donât understand my way of life, thatâs okay. Just donât insult it or call it stupid. I donât call you stupid for wanting to be like a man and have equal rights to a man. Youâre a woman. You shouldnât do the same things as a man. Its not natural. But I donât insult you because thatâs how you want to live your life.
I enjoy structure. And rules. And discipline when Iâm bad or out of line. It keeps my head on straight. It keeps me accountable for my actions. It makes me happy to know that my Husband sets rules, not just because He can, but because He knows what is best for me. Sometimes I give too much to too many people far too often. And I donât know when to give myself a break. He does. He sees me struggling. He sees when Iâm running on empty. And so He sets rules, like No friends today. Because He knows I need to recharge.
My Husband knows me better than anyone, better than I know myself. I trust His judgment far more than I trust my own. He adores me and only wants what is best for me in life. And I appreciate that more than I can explain. I am happy. The happiest Iâve ever been in my entire life. Donât try to bring me down because you live your life differently than I live mine.
And donât call my Husbands rules stupid.
Omg, this. Yes. I feel like Iâm losing friends because they donât understand how/why Iâm happy. Fuck âem.
I would love to do this to my wife and keep a tally..