bread and other things

bailed on the bird site so I'm new to all this

[obfuscatingintelligence]

it's funny that the two canonically non-binary Warframes are:

a horrifying amalgam of multiple shattered frames, put together Frankenstein-style, and held together by the Void

david bowie

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[ixtaek]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[thebibliosphere]

I am down with a migraine. Very dizzy. Expressed a desire for potato chips because I thought the salt might help.

Holly Mop who was beside me in bed got up and trotted into my office. Came back into the bedroom and very daintily spat out a single potato chip.

Which has revealed two things:

A) that she does understand more of what I’m saying, and in true Shih Tzu fashion,chooses not to listen and

B) there’s a stash of stale potato chips somewhere in my office I’ll need to find tomorrow.

Emphasis on tomorrow

I’ve got a Dogtor to cuddle today.

[theworstofallpossibleworlds]

listen to the worst of all possible worlds in your favorite podcast client

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[waywardwerewolf]

Can't stop right now Ordis I'm dad maxxing over here

[gay-lotus]

Reblog if you think Caliban is a legitimate warframe.

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for sentients.

[astrodidact]

[intheheartofman]

[wonderwanda]

I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[thatdisasterauthor]

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

[antique-scarecrow]

the kids are alright 

[nausium]

My boy showed up in the mail today

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[sisterstextreylo]

We can’t forget the ol’ classic:

[girlactionfigure]

myjewishlearning

A Rugrats Chanukah may have first aired in 1996, but its message has never been truer.✨  Hanukkah begins in 10 days.

[explicitnoir]

[pfdiva]

I love the one where the mom didn't change and the kid stood next to her as proof that they literally both just dress like that. XDD